Unearned · 28 June 2001

My mind is clouded with unnecessary information about celebrities. Why do I even know who Robbie Williams is? How could I ever have wasted a second considering the existence of Drew Barrymore? Isn’t Edward Norton’s fling with Courtney Love the sort of thing you wish you never knew? What deal was done, what ocean was crossed, what jungle was plundered, that Geri Halliwell would become a name I even know?

There are those, like Jim Carrey, who annoy the fuck out of me, yet have some sort of gift, and hence deserve fame. But how does anyone explain Jennifer Aniston? I think it’s time we took stock of the unnecessarily famous:

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  1. Sarah Brightman is on TV right now: why?
    — Dean Allen    Jun 28, 07:21 AM    #
  2. Dubya. how did that happen, exactly?
    — David    Jun 28, 07:35 AM    #
  3. I actually troubled myself to read a lengthy interview with Sarah Michelle Gellar, to figure out if my seemingly unfounded dislike of her could be justified. I found her exceptionally bland and bubble-headed--why is she getting work, shen she can't even act?
    — Sharyl Morris    Jun 28, 09:38 AM    #
  4. The entire cast of "the View". The fact that I know who Star Jones is bothers me.
    — Jim Barraud    Jun 28, 10:11 AM    #
  5. I'm pretty certain that Meg Ryan is the most bland individual going. I don't get it. I watching her talk to Barbara Wawa one night and I'm pretty sure I went comatose.
    — Becca    Jun 28, 10:31 AM    #
  6. French Stewart. (No more needs be said.)
    — Billy Rhythm    Jun 28, 10:42 AM    #
  7. Three words: The Wayans Brothers!
    — Jonathon Miller    Jun 28, 11:11 AM    #
  8. I find that knowing who Keanu Reeves is actually makes me a more discriminating film consumer.
    — Victor    Jun 28, 11:25 AM    #
  9. I can understand why some people get work, just cause they're pretty faces. But why Giovanni Ribisi. Neither smart, funny, attractive, or a good actor. You'd think Hollywood would have never picked him up, or even continued giving him roles.
    — Ryan    Jun 28, 11:35 AM    #
  10. Kate Hudson. Nepotism shouldn't be the only requirement for an Oscar nomination.
    — Sunil    Jun 28, 11:36 AM    #
  11. Tom Green. What the fuck...? All the boy bands. Martin Lawrence.
    — Marco    Jun 28, 11:47 AM    #
  12. gweneth paltrow. women need her as a role model like a fish needs a bike.
    — jocelyn    Jun 28, 12:12 PM    #
  13. brooke shields. david arquette.
    — pratt    Jun 28, 12:14 PM    #
  14. Rosie O'Donnell. No talent. No humor. No appeal, and a voice that cuts through the crowd like a rusty buzzsaw
    — Davezilla    Jun 28, 12:16 PM    #
  15. My own. Oh, wait.
    — Leslie    Jun 28, 12:19 PM    #
  16. Anyone remotely related to "Survivor". I've never seen a nanosecond of this debacle and yet I still know who Richard Hatch is. The world is an unfair place sometimes.
    — Jennifer    Jun 28, 12:36 PM    #
  17. People whose only contribution to the web is a trendy looking blog that contains only daily nothingness and links to other blogs. Oh, and all those music groups made up of no talent, marketed teenagers, who all sing the same stuff, look like models, and all dance the same steps. Shoot me now.
    — Robert Dodson    Jun 28, 12:37 PM    #
  18. Anybody in Creed. Specifically Scott Stapp. Were that I could write boring, derivative music about my love for Christ and be as famous. I just don't understand. What the hell is up with Fred Durst? He can't sing, can't direct videos, can't really even make himself look cool. Yet here he is, plastered all over Entertainment Weekly month after month. Look! there's Fred Durst at the Playboy mansion! don't you wish you were him? Augh.
    — john    Jun 28, 12:39 PM    #
  19. David Arquette. Tori Spelling. Chad Lowe. Michael Douglas. Sugar Jones.
    — teri    Jun 28, 12:48 PM    #
  20. This julia stiles thing, she makes me asthematic. And the other fetus looking girl, cristina ricci. And pretty much anyone on hollywood squares, except whoopie.
    — Michael    Jun 28, 01:31 PM    #
  21. carson daly. oh my god. some friends of mine coined a term to describe people like him and david boreanaz and ryan phillippe: a box of hair. sturdy, but with nothing of substance inside.
    — kfan    Jun 28, 01:36 PM    #
  22. Sandra Bullock. Bollocks indeed.
    — dennis    Jun 28, 01:45 PM    #
  23. Whoopie
    — ollie    Jun 28, 01:49 PM    #
  24. Jenny Lind. Shut up, you crow!
    — Jebediah Slettering    Jun 28, 01:51 PM    #
  25. billy crystal...is MAHVELOUS really that funny? i think NOT.
    — badger    Jun 28, 01:51 PM    #
  26. And Billy Sunday. Enough!
    — Jebediah Slettering    Jun 28, 01:52 PM    #
  27. Drew Carey, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Winona Ryder. And I second the nomination of David Boreanaz.
    — Lauren    Jun 28, 02:23 PM    #
  28. Oh, and Nelly Furtado.
    — Lauren    Jun 28, 02:26 PM    #
  29. Would anyone remeber who Tanya Harding is/was if not for Jay Leno's 10-years-out-of-date jokes? Also being kept alive solely to supply Tonight Show humor: Kato Kaylin.
    — A.Huff    Jun 28, 02:39 PM    #
  30. anyone on mtv not playing music (and at least 90% of those playing music as well). anyone on the E channel.
    — velvet    Jun 28, 02:58 PM    #
  31. I second Fred Durst. Make him go away. Liz Taylor. What has she done for anyone lately? Freddie Prinze Jr. Jennifer Love Hewitt (don't even get me started on the 'Love'). Monica Potter. How bland can you get?
    — Ketan    Jun 28, 02:58 PM    #
  32. Whitney. Cher. Anyone else who is recognized by their first name only.
    — arttoys    Jun 28, 02:59 PM    #
  33. phyliss diller, carol channing, joan rivers. mummies. please re-bury them.
    — britt    Jun 28, 02:59 PM    #
  34. Eminem. Without a record contract, this punk would be stealing hubcaps and doing regular stints in the big house. Now he can influence a whole generation to do the same!
    — james    Jun 28, 03:09 PM    #
  35. I used to watch the tonight show with jay leno until one night rob riener was on there spouting some cute little family story about teaching his sons to protect the "family jewels." At that very moment I realized that these are other people's lives and for some jacked up reason, I was sitting there waisting my time learning about someone I didn't know, didn't care to know, and I was taking it all in as if it was fucking trivia. what celebrity? all of 'em. (but my current ponderance is Rick Fox, the basketball player for the Lakers. I saw him on OZ and he was just a thug.)
    — aram    Jun 28, 03:18 PM    #
  36. The boy bands...arrgghh, Fred Durst, Tori Spelling (please leave us alone), Adam Sandler (how can that guy possibly be making movies?).
    — Chris    Jun 28, 03:23 PM    #
  37. Oh...gawd...Jennifer Love Hewitt...or whatever her name is. She has the poise and charm of a yammering donkey. Make her go away. And Nicholas Cage--he had so much potential but somehow he fucked it up.
    — heather    Jun 28, 03:47 PM    #
  38. fametracker does celebrity fame audits. which is kinda what this current discussion is all about. (www.fametracker.com). they have determined who has what talent, and saying, for instance that brad pitt is really more on the level of a andy garcia, rather than a tom cruise.
    — trickyj    Jun 28, 03:51 PM    #
  39. Of all the boy bands, one stands out for special mention: B4-4. Bad in a truly awe-inspiring way.
    —    Jun 28, 03:54 PM    #
  40. Julia Roberts. Enough, already.
    —    Jun 28, 03:58 PM    #
  41. Oh, and to the heretic who listed Elizabeth Taylor: "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." And more importantly, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" Okay, so they're decades old but Taylor still outshines every Hollywood starlet out there. Julia Roberts? Guffaw.
    — heather    Jun 28, 03:59 PM    #
  42. Bert Parks. What did he do before the Miss America thing, anyway?
    — Ben    Jun 28, 04:21 PM    #
  43. Chris Tucker! Every second I see him on screen I flinch. Any time I want to give my flinching muscles a work out, I watch the Fifth Element. What was Luc Besson thinking? Or does he. Milla could be a runner up.
    — Larry    Jun 28, 04:26 PM    #
  44. Carrot Top. Adam Corrola. Carnie Wilson. The Pepsi moppet.
    — samantha    Jun 28, 04:35 PM    #
  45. james van der beek.
    — george    Jun 28, 04:44 PM    #
  46. Dean Allen
    — Jim Jones    Jun 28, 04:51 PM    #
  47. I'll second that.
    — Dean Allen    Jun 28, 04:55 PM    #
  48. I have a dream where I'm this monster, this half Sheen, half Baldwin monster, and I'm on a theatre stage looking out into the audience and everyone is laughing at me but I can't see their faces because the lights are too bright. . . . I awake screaming.
    — Keegan    Jun 28, 04:58 PM    #
  49. When I read Dean Allen I thought the name refered to that Buzz Lightyear, Home Improvement guy. You know, the former con, Playboy channel sideline reporter with the apeish gender wars humour, now making his bucks as the Disney go-to man. Then I realized who Dean Allen was. But the other guy's fame.
    — tim    Jun 28, 05:12 PM    #
  50. I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet... Can someone offer me a compelling argument for the celebrity - or indeed the very existence - of Regis Philbin? Anyone?
    — phineas    Jun 28, 05:36 PM    #
  51. Dido. saw her for the first time on Conan. zero charisma, zero talent, not even very attractive. Courtney Cox. freddy prinze jr.
    — plum    Jun 28, 06:10 PM    #
  52. DEFINITELY agree with Jim Carrey and Jennifer Aniston. Hate Carrey. Smug, Overpayed Shit. Let's not forget the cultural armpit that is Mr. T ("Pity the Fool" indeed), Gabe Kaplan (Welcome Back, Kotter), Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn (cute and blonde is irritating), Demi Moore (that trashy sultry voice has been used in many a Tim Horton's and Sears commercial; and think of the horrid The Scarlett Letter), Ugly, ugly: Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Nicolas Cage, Christina Ricci. Evil Monkey Twins and their odious magazine: Mary Kate and Ashley Olson; The mall slut antics of Mariah Carey (also ugly, but my boyfriend doesn't think so. Note to self: Must. Find. Appreciative. Man.); Steven Segal. Atom Egoyan (always with the transparent scopophilia and shallow postmodern lexicon); Boy group: Menudo; Ricky Martin (former member of Menudo); Don McKellar (marginal bore).
    — Nyla    Jun 28, 06:11 PM    #
  53. Mike Bullard --smug fuck needs a glasgow kiss. Douglas Coupland for the last eight or nine years. Kilborn is pretty bad. But when I see Paul Schaeffer (sp?) I can almost feel the monkey wrench in my hand.
    — cdw    Jun 28, 06:12 PM    #
  54. juliet lewis. she's awful.
    — scumbag    Jun 28, 06:13 PM    #
  55. Why do I know that Britney Spears claims to be a virgin, but Christina Aguilera does not? Why should I care? --Beyond the obvious.
    — Kip Manley    Jun 28, 06:23 PM    #
  56. Charlize Theron, Tara Reid -- enough about the diets. Talking about what you can or cannot eat is TACKY. And oh yeah, so are the "clothes" that your drunk, coked up (or perhaps just revengeful) stylists help you in to...
    — jj    Jun 28, 06:30 PM    #
  57. Emotion Eric.
    — fgh    Jun 28, 07:14 PM    #
  58. There are two dimensions here: those whose fame is an odious (but perhaps understandable) phenomenon (Ms. Spears) and those whose celebrity is, precisely, baffling. El Reeg is the best example I've seen so far -- his presence in our lives is more of an antipresence, a mysterious lacuna where something compelling ought to be. It's fucked up! Beyond that, I'm surprised that no one has yet mentioned the supercelebrity life-n-death of Princess Di, a not-very-interesting person who became incredibly famous entirely ex officio.
    — tipper    Jun 28, 07:35 PM    #
  59. the fact that brad pitt was in fight club still scares the fuck out of me.
    — will    Jun 28, 07:39 PM    #
  60. Isn't there some celebrity called Craig? Who the hell is he, and what did he do to become famous?
    — Hughes    Jun 28, 08:46 PM    #
  61. Sisqo. And any other moronic celebrity whose stage name attmepts to be clever, but ends up looking like a typo.
    — Grant    Jun 28, 09:11 PM    #
  62. Speaking of typos... please forgive mine.
    — Grant    Jun 28, 09:12 PM    #
  63. Re: "...a celebrity called Craig?" As long as you don't mean Craig of www.flipflopflyin.com fame... He deserves to be famous!
    — Danny    Jun 28, 09:21 PM    #
  64. David Schwimmer.
    — Jim Jones    Jun 28, 10:20 PM    #
  65. Christina Aguilera.

    And, NO! A resounding NO! She CANNOT sing beyond the level of your basic high school/star search singer. There is no originality, no depth - no soul.

    She's like a blond/pink/purple, skinny version of Mariah Carey. Just look at the way she holds the mike and all of her other mannerisms and tell me otherwise.

    And can someone please explain to her that the Moulin Rouge video is over and she can go back to her regular hair and her regular fat head?
    — paula a.    Jun 28, 10:24 PM    #

  66. Here's my top three : Mike Bullard. Steven Segal and that yutz who plays Ross on Friends. The runners up : The rest of the cast from Friends. Kill 'em all.
    — les    Jun 28, 10:26 PM    #
  67. I'd have to third (?) Adam Sandler... the wedding singer was tolerable, but not much else.
    — paTTo    Jun 28, 11:15 PM    #
  68. Lady Diana Frances Spencer. Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis. John F. Kennedy, Jr. There's definitely a death trend here.
    — rahat    Jun 28, 11:36 PM    #
  69. Edwin Booth. I mean, come on already.
    — Mike    Jun 28, 11:50 PM    #
  70. Okay, someone dissed Drew Carey back there and I read an interview with him recently and, well he's a king: Interviewer -- "What's your opinion of drinking games?" Drew - "If you need a game to gt drunk, fuck you; don't come to my party". I just read another interview, with Halle Berry, and she is really really dull and unoriginal. The purdiest celebrities seem to be the dullest, as if they just never bothered to develop a personality.
    — cdw    Jun 29, 12:10 AM    #
  71. jerry seinfeld; observational humor is dumb. although not a celebrity in the traditional sense, jakob nielsen is generally recognized as a "usability guru." looking at useit.com proves he knows nothing about design and little about accessibility/usability. all three members of hanson. the usual gang of MTV idiots in general (slipknot, korn, jennifer lopez, etc.) paul oakenfold, carl cox. TRANCE SUCKS.
    — warren    Jun 29, 01:07 AM    #
  72. oh yeah. forgot some: oprah winfrey. i don't want to "remember my spirit" when it usually involves buying a book written some fat bald middle-aged guy, or listening to advice from such a person. maya angelou. OOH, BLACK RACIST PEOPLE. WOWEE, LET'S GIVE HER ALL KINDS OF AWARDS!
    — warren    Jun 29, 01:14 AM    #
  73. Gabe Kaplan?
    — Dean Allen    Jun 29, 02:25 AM    #
  74. But here's the thing about Drew Carey: Is he really funny? No. His series isn't funny, and he just gets in the way of the guys on Whose Line? -- it's always such a downer when he gets up for the final skit. Every time I see him I am reminded that I could be doing something better, which is what I thought this discussion was about. Maybe he's a great guy, but is he deserving of star-performer status?
    — Lauren    Jun 29, 02:35 AM    #
  75. Avi Lewis. What is his talent? It also really bugs me that he gets to sleep with Naomi Klein.
    — steve    Jun 29, 04:06 AM    #
  76. Rahat Ahmed. Aren't there enough freaking asians in the world. This kid comes out and tries to say he's different from the rest. "I'm bengali." Blah Blah Blah. I've heard it all before.
    — langdon    Jun 29, 11:37 AM    #
  77. Rahat Ahmed, definitely. I just don't see the appeal.
    — nelson    Jun 29, 11:39 AM    #
  78. Funny you should ask, I was at the 'laundrymat' and Jay Leno came on....I turned to my fiance and said, 'they pay this guy millions to say stupid jokes for 5 minutes?' So JAY LENO is my pick.
    — Del    Jun 29, 12:17 PM    #
  79. Ashley Judd has the personality of a wet sandwich.
    — melissa    Jun 29, 02:30 PM    #
  80. Justification for the following continuing fame and careers completely eludes me: Freddie Prinze Jr., Jennifer Love Hewitt, Winona Ryder, Calista Flockhart, Demi Moore, David Schwimmer, Keanu Reeves, Ben Affleck, and Matt Damon.
    — Jenny    Jun 29, 03:40 PM    #
  81. I can't believe none of you mentioned Marilyn Manson. Not only does that man not deserve the fame, he doesn't deserve the infamy either. I just saw him two nights ago at Ozzfest (don't get me started about the state of heavy metal music), and I gotta say, I'm sure glad I didn't have to pay for those tickets. The only redeeming band was Black Sabbath. But back to Manson. Maybe I'm jaded, but he really didn't do or say anything shocking. And the music: it's like a bunch of Florida High School goth kids learning to play their instrume... oh... wait. And the visuals weren't shocking at all. I mean, it's not like they showed a video of someone eating poo after it came out of another person's rectum. Not that I've ever seen that. I'm just saying that that is really gross, and Mr. manson isn't gross. He's just another pop star leeching the potential free-thinking out of today's teenagers.
    — mr. silver    Jun 29, 04:10 PM    #
  82. Celebrity babies (Lourdes, Rocco, l'enfant de Celine). Mere incubation in the womb of celebrity should not preclude fame. Also, Kevin Smith. The only good thing to come from his oeuvre is that I now have a name for all those trenchcoated geeks in comic book stores. ("Kevin", of course).
    —    Jun 29, 04:36 PM    #
  83. Regarding wil's saying above that: "the fact that brad pitt was in fight club still scares the fuck out of me.", The only reason for that movie was so we could all hear Brad Pitt deliver the line where he says: "we were all told we were going to be movie gods (etcc)....but we're not!! We're the all singing..." How great is that?! Ironic, or moronic? Hmmm Oh, I also hate Jim Carrey for being a pandering twit.
    — jmh    Jun 29, 05:07 PM    #
  84. The entire cast - past and present - of Entertainment Tonight.
    — Dave    Jun 29, 05:42 PM    #
  85. John Travolta. With the possible (and very slight at that) exception of Pulp Fiction, or maybe Urban Cowboy...why??
    — shannon    Jun 29, 06:39 PM    #
  86. Shiva Rose. What does she do except provide content for In Style and act as arm candy for her Calgary-bashing, arrogant husband? Why is she everywhere? And why do I know that her husband (Dylan McDermot, in case you're wondering) is Eve Ensler's nephew?
    — jujo    Jun 29, 06:49 PM    #
  87. angelina jolie. yeah - she's pretty, she's got some "controversial?" tattoos, she kissed her brother and she's dating Billy Bob... yeah, and?
    — beth    Jun 29, 06:49 PM    #
  88. Lil' Romeo. Dreamstreet. (insert MTV/Nick/Disney, built-up-from-go, no-talent, same-old-shit-different-day pop act here)
    — G.    Jun 29, 07:33 PM    #
  89. (cont.) Any of the MTV/Nick/Disney, no-talent, built-up-from-go, same-old-shit-different-day, will-be-washing-cars-with-Vanilla-Ice-in-five-years, pop acts that are trying to brainwash my kids on a daily basis.
    —    Jun 29, 07:42 PM    #
  90. okay (3 posts up) I lied..heh - I guess that I am a little obsessed for lack of better words, with her too... sell out
    — Beth    Jun 29, 10:15 PM    #
  91. My annoying (wannabe) celebrity: everyone who added to this post and included their freaking *URL*.
    — Zarate    Jun 30, 05:06 AM    #
  92. Andy Dick. not funny. Johnny Knoxville. just plain stupid. Ahmet Zappa. too many personalities. Rest of Zappa kids. dad was original; kids, not. Tom Arnold. i can't stress this enough. Pink. total slut; one-name celeb; not even real name (or bastardization thereof) Bobby Brown. it's my prerogative whether i listen; i choose not to. Tommy Davidson. rarely good in prime; never good now. lots more; can't think right now.
    — ecd    Jun 30, 02:42 PM    #
  93. Dean: What, don't you agree that Gabe Kaplan, laughing at all his own lame jokes with that stupid goofy grin and those awful corduroy jackets had not earned his fame, was indeed completely irritating?
    — Nyla    Jun 30, 05:50 PM    #
  94. I recognized Alan Thicke on TV the other day. As they say on rec.sport.football.college, I was frightened and confused. Useless celebs distract the media from any inclinations to expose evildoers like the people who brought back the visor.
    — Ken    Jul 1, 03:17 PM    #
  95. Juliette Lewis - the most talentless actress I have *ever* seen, and I'm including all high school productions that I've ever suffered through. Someone else mentioned Don McKellar; he's actually a very talented writer and director (The Red Violin, Last Night), although I agree that his acting is an aquired taste.
    — Natalie    Jul 1, 05:18 PM    #
  96. Nyla: Er, I do feel however that, when I running through the list of those who I consider famous, deserved or not, Gabe Kaplan, is, well, low. And come on! Another day, another donut! Sportshirt on an iceberg! Too-tall Tannenbaum! Gold!
    — Dean Allen    Jul 2, 05:20 AM    #
  97. pokemon - i have to award myself a poverty certificate for knowing this character. I realise this is not quite in the spirit of celebrity, but these things have a huge industrial following, and don't tell me you haven't heard of them.
    — marc    Jul 2, 12:55 PM    #
  98. I'll gladly third (or fourth) Jey Leno. I just don't understand why people watch. Then I'll add Bob Saget to the list. He's painful to watch.
    — bill    Jul 2, 02:21 PM    #
  99. But Kaplan would be recognized on the street, you know, especially back then. So he isn't a super-celeb, but he has/had enough celebrity that is/was ludicrously undeserved when you consider his low entertainment value, silly physical appearance, lame comedic apparati, sophomoric advice to the Sweathogs, self-pleased demeanour, and stage-presence akin to Tarantino when he shows up on camera. You just wince and WISH he'd get off the set. So I stand by Gabe Kaplan even if he wasn't given great celebrity. He was given more than he deserved. Oh I want to agree with Bob Saget. Good call.
    — Nyla    Jul 2, 04:12 PM    #
  100. I can't believe no one mentioned Val Kilmer. This guy has the personality and charisma of a carp.
    — Terry Eaton    Jul 2, 05:36 PM    #
  101. sarah jessica parker and calista flockhart. why, in the name of all that's holy, are these self-absorbed, obnoxious women allowed to roam free?
    — chris    Jul 2, 07:49 PM    #
  102. I disagree about Kato Kaylin. Just yesterday I was with my family at a trendy restaurant and I referred to a fellow I noticed as being a "Kato Kaylin" type and everyone understood exactly what I meant. Kato doesn't deserve fame on his own, but the fact that he's the world's most famous "house guest" has adjectival(tm) value. Come to think of it, we ought to be able to use Regis as an adjective these days: he's become a parody of a parody of himself. As for useless fame, I'd choose Darrell Hannah.
    — kristin    Jul 3, 02:47 PM    #
  103. Two words: Ernest Borgnine.
    — Scott    Jul 3, 10:31 PM    #
  104. Soylent Green should be made out of useless celebrities. Although you'd need Carson Daly, Denise Richards, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Anne Heche, Ryan Philippe, and Tommy Lee to get enough substance for a light snack!
    — Asian Bastard    Jul 4, 02:03 PM    #
  105. when I accidently came across this web page I thought it might be worth my time reading the thoughts of other poeple. I degress. Some people have a hard time perpetuating positive conversation. They would rather do nothing with their time than waste it finding fault with certain actors. Why?? I guess only God would know. I prefer to avoid those individuals and their impertanant and arrogant critisism.
    — lauri    Jul 4, 07:39 PM    #
  106. Thats "digress". oops.
    — Lauri    Jul 4, 07:41 PM    #
  107. It hit me tonight that there are some constructs of celebrity for which I'm grateful: Never had the slightest inclination to listen to Depeche Mode, so the only thing I know about them is there's this guy with the worst haircuts of the late 20th century, and the singer who turns into a junkie every time the band needs more press. And that's all I really need to know.
    — Dean Allen    Jul 5, 03:34 AM    #
  108. Lauri: Learn to spell 'impertinent'; learn where to place modifiers: you came across the web page accidentally
    — Nyla    Jul 5, 01:32 PM    #
  109. While flipping channels a while ago I landed on Disclosure. Will Hollywood please never again put Michael Douglas in a sex scene. Or in anything. What is that vapidly beautiful woman doing married to him? Flush twice!
    — Martha    Jul 5, 07:10 PM    #
  110. russel crowe
    —    Jul 6, 07:25 AM    #
  111. Lauri: 68 words, 404 characters (with spaces). Is this truly your level of avoidance? Isn't criticising people who waste their time criticising certain actors oops I m being obvious. Camilla Parker-Bowles et al.
    — Leslie    Jul 8, 04:06 PM    #

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