Couples · 23 August 2001
Right now, right at this moment, the couple in the apartment upstairs is having a row – knock-down, drag-out, doors slamming, feet stamping – that is entertaining the bejaysus out of me. Let’s listen in:
She: We don’t even act like a real couple.
He: We are a real couple.
She: Ha! Real couples have sex!
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