Bollocks, Dog · 29 January 2003

With the appearance of the cone of shame in today’s Oliver Daily, notes have come in from persons concerned for some reason with the wellbeing of my dog’s goolies.

His goolies remain. Actually there’s been talk of breeding the big goof. He just got a nick on his side from some barbed wire, hence for the next week he’ll take a break from looking perpetually mopey and put-upon in order to spend it looking like this.

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