Microwaving After Eights to use as sauce for ice cream? Clever but futile.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
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When is euthanasia justifiable? Right when I start dressing like Charlie Sheen's character in that TV show of his. Any way you can, kill me.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
5 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
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@abigvictory You're not properly manly unless you can concede to the awesomeness of Justin Timberlake.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
12 hours, 39 minutes agoView original
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Due to having watched "Tropic Thunder" the lads' favourite word at the moment seems to be "motherfucking".
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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Using Twitter, iCal, Lightroom, Flickr and Adium logs to reconstruct when I've been working so I can fill unemployment forms in correctly in
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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I've long been convinced the Icelandic minister of church and judicial matters was a wanker but now I think he's an idiot as well. Surprise?
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Moses may have lead the Jews out of the desert but you led me back onto the leaderboard. Suck on that, Moses.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Repeated Twitter pattern: Me getting drunk, listening to The Smiths and then expounding, in tweets, how Johnny Marr is the best guitarist.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Found a cheap Nikkor-P 105mmm f/2.5 AI and I'm pretty much shaking with ureasonable lust at the moment.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 6 hours agoView original
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I haven't received 14 @favrd's in ages and still I don't make the leaderboard. What do I have to do to get there? Go full retarded?
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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There might be a point in the near future where I'd *want* to stop shoving sushi into my face but that won't happen before I'm out of sushi.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Now that I have done your googling for you I'll be coming to your home to have sex with your wife for you as well.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Lack of tweets? Sid Meyer's Pirates! Lack of productivity? Sid Meyer's Pirates! At least I'm feared on the Spanish Main.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Just ordered the GURPS Basic Sets. May God have mercy on my soul.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
4 days, 7 hours agoView original
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First thought-leadership idea of the new year: If we could do that to the whole cat we could make it fly!
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
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I'm off to have dinner and get shitfaced. So happy new year to all ya'll!
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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I love eating bacon. I just feel a bit guilty about orgasming ahead of the bacon every time.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
5 days, 12 hours agoView original
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@steelopus With all the egg yoke around my mouth right now I'm tempted to make a self-fellation joke with a blonde twist.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
5 days, 12 hours agoView original
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So, what do you all do when your pubes start going grey? I'm asking for a friend.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
5 days, 12 hours agoView original
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By the time the fourth new window popped up DHL had shattered both my patience and notions of German efficiency.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
6 days, 7 hours agoView original
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