Well, this is new: I can't sleep because I'm craving tater tots. What the hell?
NickiHiss (Nicole) from Home as usally
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I was very productive today. Maybe I need a job where I can watch game shows while I work. Do they make those?
NickiHiss (Nicole) from Home as usally
17 hours, 5 minutes agoView original
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Him: How do these ppl find you? Me: b/c I'm on the leaderboard...I'm popular. Him: If you say so Baby, if you say so.
NickiHiss (Nicole) from Home as usally
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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Just discovered a hole in my coat pocket. Then recovered four lighters in the lining. No gremlins after all.
NickiHiss (Nicole) from Home as usally
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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I've got dog hair in my lip gloss!
NickiHiss (Nicole) from Home as usally
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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eatin sum toast, playin some Boggle as usally.....um, and by playing Boggle I mean looking for a job! No, really!
NickiHiss (Nicole) from Home as usally
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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I wonder if The Rat ever noticed how many people threaten bodily harm to their children on here. Rat should call Child Protective Services.
NickiHiss (Nicole) from Home as usally
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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I promise not to stab you.
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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FWIW I have never stabbed anyone. Not for singing like Mariah or having bad breath or making out in public or asking stupid questions.
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
3 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Correction: jamming my thumb into my eye socket doesn't make my headache go away. It just makes it move to the back of my neck.
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
4 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Why do you think it is that jamming my thumb into my eye socket makes my headache go away? That's kinda weird, right?
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
4 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Watchin sum Elf as usally.
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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I ate all of 2009's carbs in less than an hour.
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
5 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Happy New Year! Here's hoping I don't fuck up too bad in 2009!
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
5 days, 12 hours agoView original
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I haven't even made it to the Garbage Plate party and I already have heartburn. This isn't going to end well.
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
5 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Drive to Plattsburgh in the snow or stay here and go to a Garbage Plate party? Decisions, decisions...
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
5 days, 22 hours agoView original
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@shortyawards I nominate @Tony_D for a Shorty Award in #humor because I may need him to co-sign on a loan some day.
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
5 days, 23 hours agoView original
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@shortyawards I nominate @Tony_D for a Shorty Award in #coffee because he'll beat me if I don't.
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
5 days, 23 hours agoView original
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440 followers and NO ONE has nominated me for a Shorty award in #kickassness?! What the fuck, people?
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
5 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Sis to 3yo niece: "Who is going to be our president?" Niece: "Aunt Nicki!" Kids rule.
NickiHiss (Nicole D.) from Rock-chester, NY, USA
5 days, 23 hours agoView original
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