I twematurely ejoke-ulated.
This NEVER happens to me.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
7 hours, 42 minutes agoView original
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Script idea: inner-city African-American kids struggle with the pace of computer technology.
Working title: The Noobians.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
8 hours, 42 minutes agoView original
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@tehawesome The funniest flower is the Shittycock Blossom.
Look it up.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
8 hours, 57 minutes agoView original
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@fireland Dressing like that is WHY you were molested at Gymboree.
You were ASKING FOR IT.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
9 hours, 3 minutes agoView original
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Robert Duvall is 78 today.
And, the reason I became a violent preacher.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
15 hours, 42 minutes agoView original
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I just Amy Janed the Christmas tree.
And, I have never felt more satisfied.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Seriously.
Offer one in dark brown and I'll buy it.
And I shall call it the Snuggie-Wan Kenobi.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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First of many video tweets?
http://www.funnyordie.com/awryone
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
3 days, 11 hours agoView original
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So great to see guys on Facebook,
that you KNEW were gay in high school,
finally out and PROUD.
Wait...
This isn't Facebook.
It's a MIRROR.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
3 days, 17 hours agoView original
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@toldorknown That "last week" tweet was so last YEAR.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
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I will no longer fish with my Latin professor
until he stops saying CARPE CARP.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
4 days, 14 hours agoView original
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That Dick Clark muppet did an okay job considering the puppeteer obviously had a stroke.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
5 days, 1 hour agoView original
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When Gallagher finds out he has AIDS, there's gonna be a watermelon storm. An AIDS infected watermelon storm.
http://frankanderik.com/
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
5 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Sarah Palin's boob against my cousin's arm. McCain AS USALLY.
http://tinyurl.com/9xr47h
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
5 days, 14 hours agoView original
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The most exercise I got from that $700 elliptical machine was just now
moving it into storage.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
5 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Relative called to say he forgot his laptop at my house.
Told him he could now buy it on eBay
and have it conveniently shipped to him.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
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@Mike_FTW The only good vinyl store in LA is in NYC.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
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I've secretly replaced the validation I receive from my loved ones with that from Favrd.
Let's see if I notice...
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
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@sween I confessed to 9/11.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
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Got to spend the holidays with my 20 month-old nephew.
Apparently, there's this new thing called Elmo?
He mentioned it 4 billion times.
awryone (Josh Donoghue)
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