My other etsy purchase was a tin of Mother Effer's Va-J-J Jelly from a shop called LeastLikely2Breed.net.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
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My etsy order of the most delicious face cream arrived today. Store is called BunnyButtApothecary.com. Love that name.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
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Friend is picking my kids up to take them to yoga. I love friends. And pain meds.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
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@abigvictory Only people who have seen you naked are allowed to talk to you while you're on the throne. It's the law.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
12 hours, 47 minutes agoView original
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You know which instrument is missing from Rock Band? The mutha flippin' ukelele.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
12 hours, 51 minutes agoView original
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@vmarinelli Could be worse. Could be 1) bathing suit top as bra 2) dirty socks, 3) *underwear* from his drawer.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
13 hours, 45 minutes agoView original
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Time to wash my butt and put on pants.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
14 hours, 37 minutes agoView original
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Post-op appointment with the vagina whisperer today. Not looking forward to the drive.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
14 hours, 49 minutes agoView original
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@mogrify Either that or he's dating Jeremy Piven.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
15 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
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@TheBloggess If you do end up going with 3/4 of a dog, make sure it's the front 3/4.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
16 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
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@twoname We'll be needing photographic evidence of this so called 'business time.'
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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My daughter loves me. She made me Jell-O. I will keep her.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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I hereby declare tomorrow Yoga Pants Monday.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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Wearing headphones. Not listening to anything. Just wearing them. I think this accurately depicts my day and mood.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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Pretty good stuff about Fibromyalgia at http://fibromyalgia.alltop.com. No giving me shit about this guys, I have Fibromyalgia!
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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Shit. Someone's knocking on the door, and we're not wearing pants.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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This surgery has proven one thing. I missed Jell-O.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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Hubs won't stop snoring. My answer to this dilemma is nachos.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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Home again, home again. Thank God. I am not qualified for that many hours spent in an upright, seated position. Ouch.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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@badbanana Brunch is followed by linner, then dickfast.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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