No offense to any of you hard-working Tweeters out there, it's just that the phishing tweets are a lot funnier than all of you.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
10 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
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Oh how I missed our pile of urinal cakes. I'm going to get a leg up on LazyJanitor in 2009 by pissing directly into the box they come in.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
11 hours, 22 minutes agoView original
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My BCC (Blood Coffee Content) has to be about 0.40 at this point. When does your brain start to shut down? I'mgonnaneedtoknowsoonkthx.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
12 hours, 6 minutes agoView original
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3 cups of coffee this morning and all I've accomplished is smoking myself out of my office.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
13 hours, 51 minutes agoView original
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So... Anyone got a word for when the power goes out while you're pooping?
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Clerk at Wal-Mart gave the "OMG I'm not ready fer this queshun!" look when pondering whether to put the 2 wattages of bulbs in the same bag.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Back at work after a nice break. Already, the office coffee is liquid anger.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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@kayhan This is the cross I bear for you all.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
3 days, 21 hours agoView original
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At a gas station, just helped a nice old guy figure out how to remove a CD from it's case.
He's getting a head start on the format war.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
6 days, 8 hours agoView original
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I have no reasonable explanation for why I'm awake at 6:17am. Or why my hair looks like @hotdogsladies's. Or why I'm wearing pants.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
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@KatyDidSays A Snuggie to be burned? What kind of sick traditional blanket-loving freak are you?
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Bacon-wrapped Oreos. Discuss.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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While Liz is out of town, I'm taking the opportunity to eat bacon for 3 meals a day.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Half an hour into it, and I already dropped a hard J in vain. Happy Birthday, indeed.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Watching Juno with the fam. Including my pregnant teenage sister.
Tension: palpable, yet hilarious.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Best working day of the year... 3 of us here today, and the engineering manager has his kids. "We've got movies back here if you're bored."
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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@Tony_D Now I have to spend the rest of my afternoon trying to find "the junk" on a Lexus.
Is it in the trunk? It's in the trunk, isn't it?
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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My New Years Resolution: 1080p.
That is all.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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At 12°F with well over a foot of snow covering most areas, the only real word that can possibly describe these seagulls is "confustarded."
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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To anyone coming down with a cold in Erie: Try El Canelo's Chili Verde Special La Casa. Clears you right up.
Side effect: Violent poop.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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