@lefauxfrog Does the Morris Day Page-A-Day calendar come with The Time on every page?
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If a prostitute makes too much noise, does she have a whore-moan-al imbalance?
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My opposing counterpart in the negotiations has chosen to honor the covenant of naptime. This bodes well for the peace process.
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Teaching the four-year-old "undo".
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I don't look at it as "insomnia" so much anymore, as "me time".
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Like Mythbusters? Follow @donttrythis.
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@shoesonwrong I think Google should buy Detroit and just turn it into one big data center.
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I am bigger than this.
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If coffee were any more awesome, it'd be illegal.
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@stevenf They should also remake Turner & Hooch that way, with Ted Turner and a bottle of moonshine.
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@seanhussey Green Nyquil — that's the one that's made with absinthe, right?
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@adamisacson My billion-dollar idea: Children's Chewable Ambien. Someone get to work on that, please.
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January 2nd is the new January 1st.
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My boy: "Daddy's not talking like sense."
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@Moltz "multi-sided dice" — so much better than those single-sided Möbius dice!
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If you have to put "industry guru" on your web site... you're not.
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It's always New Years somewhere!
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Patiently awaiting the return of the ice weasels.
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Ah, the passive-aggressive circle of life!
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A small boy snores in my ear. True love, for both of us.
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