I bit my lip earlier, then lost my appetite for lunch. Am I a vampire now?
jhuston from Chicago, IL
15 hours, 7 minutes agoView original
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I bumped into my Myspace profile while home over Christmas. It was really awkward. We didn't have much to say to each other. So sad.
jhuston from Chicago, IL
6 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Coming back to work after a week off is like trying to break in a new set of lungs to handle the cigarette smoke after a transplant.
jhuston from Chicago, IL
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2009 New Year's Resolution: Teach the dog to eat trash and poop it on the neighbor's lawn.
jhuston from Chicago, IL
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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It was so cold in Chicago today, I contracted gonorrhea just for the burning sensations...
jhuston from Chicago, IL
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I decided I'm going to call in gay tomorrow and have a three-gay weekend.
jhuston from Chicago, IL
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Poor Blago. I wonder what happens in prison to a guy named Rod...
jhuston from Chicago, IL
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Welcome to national embarrassment, Illinois! You're officially the Joey Buttafuoco of states.
jhuston from Chicago, IL
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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