Dear Movie Studios, when you force us to watch previews on DVDs/BRDs, I want to stab you. In the eye. Forcefully. Repeatedly. With a spork.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
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Loving connections I see (& sometimes help make) on Twitter. Geeks to funny folks; IT industry to sex bloggers; locals to artists; et cetera
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
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I now have this drug called indomethacin. Even if it doesn't, I like the hint that it contains meth. Makes me feel more bad-ass.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
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In a drugstore. OMG, the people! The girl with raging herpes! The young couple buying approx. 8 lbs of chips! The white trash hipsters!
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
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@califmom Wal-Mart didn't really only (or even primarily) sell "Made in USA" under Sam. It just pretended so with greater enthusiasm.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
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@redrabbit GPS advice: Buy behind the curve. Save $; upgrade in 3yrs if you like. I bought low-end Navigon 2100 for $90. Works great for us.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
2 days, 14 hours agoView original
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In a dream, I fell into deep sleep. Still dreaming, later awoke & went on. Recursive sleeping? That a thing? Should be especially restful.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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@NickiHiss Could I petition you to maybe rethink the "I promise not to stab you" part? 'Cause stabbing does seem appropriate here.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Driving carefully after leaving the bar? A good idea. But 23mph the entire way home? Fricken annoying! And yeah, your drunkeness is obvious.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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@webmink Amen. But even if individuals use their ears, minds, wills, and political capital, bringing about change within organizations HARD.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
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Pepsi: It really your intention to stop making all the flavors & sizes I like? Sorry, not gonna buy 23oz Pepsi One with Ginseng & Minerals!
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
3 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Dear Cashier at Target: When your point of sale terminal is BROKEN, pls don't blame "the lines are down for debit." We both know it's a lie.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
3 days, 13 hours agoView original
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RT @dalmaer: "The cloud is like high school sex. Everyone talking about it. Hardly anyone doing it, and those that are don't do it right"
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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RT @zeldman: Why doesn't the media report on the endless cycle of violence between Taoists and Zen Buddhists? Oh.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Big & bad as I am, my ability to consume alcohol pales next to relatively slight characters. I regret this, even if they are fictional.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Butterscotch schnapps: Where you been all my life? You are one tasty mixer!
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
5 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Okay _Thirteenth Warrior_, you had me at "flesh eating enemies." Vikings and pagan goings-on are just a bonus.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
6 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Burger King: About this "Angry Whopper" promotion: Did you really want to link your flagship product with Irritable Bowel Syndrome? Really?
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
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Real-time lunch scoreboard, updated: Times cutlery loudly dropped on table: 1. Doubts about staff skills/training: 3. And counting.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
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Lunch, a real-time scoreboard: Items served: 2. Items sloshed by server: 2. Times I've wondered if I made right restaurant choice: 2.
jonathaneunice (Jonathan Eunice) from Nashua, NH
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