@tj Don't tase me, bro!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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@tj Embrace change! It's just pig by another name! ATTICA! ATTICA!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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Bacon is dead. LINK SAUSAGE IN '09!!!1
kellydeal from Chicagoish
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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I'm pretty sure I just saw someone in line holding a Zune on the Antiques Roadshow, like, for appraisal.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
2 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Guy in line at the DMV furiously texting on his phone. I can only assume he's tweeting about my hair.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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I almost brushed my hair to go to the DMV but then I was like, "Why?"
kellydeal from Chicagoish
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Oh, sorrysorrysorry I thought it was scratch and sniff sorry!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
3 days, 10 hours agoView original
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I have no idea why tonight I suddenly feel protective of Dick Clark. Someone tell me he's a gun nut or hates abortions or something.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 2 hours agoView original
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@phyllisstein Yeah, sure. Like I'd wander into Boystown at this time of night. All of you'd be like, "It's a lady, YAWN." And everything.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 3 hours agoView original
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@badbanana I love your commitment to the Kathy Griffin "Knocking Dicks Out of Your Mouth" coverage. Really, it only makes her stronger.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Dunno about you guys but so far my 2009's just as imagined as a little girl: escaping my middle management nightmare getting drunk w. robots
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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I love New Year's Eve this year if only because I don't have to pretend to be sober when family calls on a week night at midnight.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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If Daley's smart & REALLY wants to attract international attention for the 2016 Olympics he'd burn Blago's hairpiece at Buckingham fountain.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Confidential to Obama: Considering Daley's total boner for the 2016 Chicago Olympics, we're SHOCKED by the same shitty local NYE coverage.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 5 hours agoView original
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It may be the Champipple, but I think the will.i.am hologram just showed up at this party to say Seacrest is the 7th seal, RUN? Anyone?
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 6 hours agoView original
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I'll be drinking my Champipple out of the good jelly jar tonight. Just a little part of my commitment to keepin' it classy in '09. Happy NY.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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@secretsquirrel Yeah I should probably follow that up with this: http://tinyurl.com/a5m2h8
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Resolution: Stop using sex as a weapon.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Just a stab in the dark here, but hey @nick, don't forget to check the pasta water on your stove before it all boils away to nothing. Again.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
6 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Final day's report: Awesome. Pizza & cake w/ nieces ending in impromptu dance party. And glitter hats. Those little girls know how to party.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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