I have a project manager who writes insanely long, detailed specs. This makes me a very, very happy web application developer.
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@greenmodernkits A horse-and-buggy full of hard drives would have great bandwidth, but very high latency.
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Now that Steve Jobs has an esoteric health malady, he's one step closer to full supervillain status.
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My most popular photos on Flickr are of my kids in the bathtub (no naughty bits). They're tagged with 'naked'. I just died a little inside.
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My name is Alan Franken. You replaced my Wellstone. Prepare to retire into obscurity.
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Franken wins - which means there is now exactly one (1) reason to live in Minnesota.
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After arriving in Washington, ROBObama bathed the crowd in beams of hope from his cybernetic eyes. http://is.gd/eAwd
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@toldorknown He probably just appreciated your package, and wanted you to appreciate his.
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When I saw Fedex pull up, I rushed upstairs to put some pants on. Made it!
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Zune developers, you're off the hook. If you write clock drivers for Freescale, though... http://is.gd/ekcw Oops.
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We are clinging to the surface of a giant, hot rock, which is hurtling through space around a massive ball of fire. And we are still alive.
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Hopefully Obama can figure out a way to make sure the United States gets its New Year before Asia and Europe for a change.
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I can't stand one more second of 2008. Unfortunately, I'll have to. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leap_second
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5 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Somewhere in Redmond, a Zune developer is polishing up his resume.
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6 days, 2 hours agoView original
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My name is @mogrify, and I'm a coffeeholic. It's been ten seconds since my last sip. ::sssssip::
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I'm looking forward to the moment when Dick moves out of the way and I can watch the ball drop.
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6 days, 3 hours agoView original
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In the Tinkerbell movie, the keeper of the magic dust gives her a little green bag before her journey. Suuuure, Disney. Whatever you say.
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Not to be outdone by the introduction of 'push email' to the iPhone, RIM plans to introduce 'shove email' in early 2009.
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@vmarinelli Sympathies. That's, uh, not good. When you start a new account that she doesn't know about, D me, wouldja?
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1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I love TweetDeck so hard that if it were alive I would probably freak it out and it would never call me again because we only just met.
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