Being an alt-art-garage rock band is no excuse for using “phenomena" as a singular noun.
I'm looking at you, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
1 hour, 9 minutes agoView original
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Are we sure Steve Jobs didn't hit and run and old gypsy and get cursed?
Someone should check. #thinner
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
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@gordonshumway If I win Final Jeopardy, my second day anecdote will be that my first day anecdote about getting on Jeopardy was all I have.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
11 hours, 57 minutes agoView original
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“Pretentious? Moi?" - Miss Piggy
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
16 hours, 56 minutes agoView original
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@zeldman I've just started playing Keyboard Hero. The player taps a piece of glass and a screen character types whatever the duck it wants.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
17 hours, 31 minutes agoView original
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What this diet needs is Rollover Calories[tm]
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
18 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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Glad I decided to bring my Sennheisers to work.
The lighweight turbine diaphragms allow me to ignore coworkers with greater bass response.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
20 hours, 29 minutes agoView original
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Just now entering 2009...
...in my inbox.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
20 hours, 42 minutes agoView original
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@Tony_D Will overflow seating be available in the vestibule?
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
21 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
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The frequency of use of the phrase "social media tool" is directly proportional to the likelihood the speaker is one.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
22 hours, 8 minutes agoView original
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I've been off work twelve days and didn't set email or voicemail "Out of Office" messages.
Those noticing this go on my "Reeducate" list.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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Attention followers: I do know how to spell "supposed".
I just don't know how to proofread.
Apparently.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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Does anyone remember where I work?
I'm pretty sure I'm supossed to be back tomorrow, but I lost the Post-It that I wrote the address on.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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Trebek says: "'crown' is an acceptable answer. We also would have accepted 'sovereign'"
He means: "'sovereign' is the right answer, tard".
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Shouldn't Apple's directory of Mobile Safari optimized web apps be, you know, a Mobile Safari optimized web app?
I'm just saying.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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@hoosiergirl This would be the point at which the Law & Order cops "like the wife for this one, Lou"
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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It's probably not good parenting when every time Emerson does anything that looks kind of drunken, we holler "WOO-HOO! Spring Break 2029!"
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
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Billy Mays has plastic hair (facial, too) ala Devo's New Traditionalists.
They will be the last product he markets before he discorporates.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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For some reason this reminded me of those email subjects along the line of "DON'T OPEN EMAILS WITH THIS SUBJECT!" http://twitpic.com/zh95
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Me, to Emerson: "I just felt teeth on my leg. Let's not do that again, ok?"
@EntropyAS: "Get back to me when you feel teeth on your boob."
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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