Wintry economic climate my ass. This open req for becoming my concubine has gone unfilled for MONTHS now. Months!
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
22 hours, 12 minutes agoView original
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Downside of returning to work after two weeks off: the struggle to remember esoterica like "my password" and "what I actually *do* here".
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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I would do the vacuuming way, WAY more frequently if I could use the XBOX controller to do so. And get "Achievements" for doing so, ideally.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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If I just stay in a walk-in freezer for, say, fourteen straight hours? That's calorically the same as a whole mess worth of exercise, right?
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
3 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Mulling stock sales for locking-in-losses tax purposes is the financial equivalent of figuring out which old high school crush to bawl over.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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If I didn't know any better? I'd think that they were ACTUALLY singing about SEX in this here Mötley Crüe song.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
6 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Apparently Leonardo created the trapezoid and the Spirograph and Batman and bitchin' DOOM levels and fuck-all everything else in the world.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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For Christmas, I got beer, wine, and both wine and apertif glasses. Apparently my family is staging the logical converse of an intervention.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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"'Holiday in Cambodia' is totally a Christmas song! It's got 'holiday' right there in the title and everything, right? DUH."
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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There doesn't appear to be anything under the tree even REMOTELY shaped like a nubile 19yo girl. C'mon, Santa - did you even read my letter?
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Man, even the TiVo Suggestions recorder has apparently decided to phone it in for the holidays. Yeesh.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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And now, time for the Rollerball Memorial Christmas Eve Race Around Costco Like Ninnies 2008!
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Am presently going all Cool Hand Luke on this here plateful of deviled eggs.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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@abigvictory That's most understandable. Whenever a "wine" comes in sky blue and Yoda piss green varieties, little joy is likely to be had.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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Sweet, sweet Alizé. The pretentious man's Boone's Farm!
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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Secret Sentiment #68: The "I saw someone waiting for my parking space, so I intentionally dawdled!" gambit? Makes you a petty control freak.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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@genecowan Seriously. "I committed us to another hefty monthly payment! Without consulting you! Please be 'touched' rather than 'livid'!"
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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Guh. Three holiday events down... but at least five left to go. Green-lighting an air drop of sweet rum-based holiday cheer, STAT.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Our TiVo doesn't know that the election is over. Our magazines don't know the Olympics happened. This is not the time travel I was promised.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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When I have zero pending responsibilities for the immediate future? I am a much more zen and generally chilled-out individual. FUNNY THAT.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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