Although, you haven't seen cute until you've seen a car full of "white as snow" 5 year old girls bobbing their heads and krumping.
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
18 hours, 11 minutes agoView original
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"I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe/If your girl steps up I'm smacking the 'ho"
Yeah, I'm going to get fired from morning car pool duty.
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
18 hours, 25 minutes agoView original
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Took a poll of the 5YOs on the way to school this morning. They like House of Pain's "Jump Around" *much* better than Raffi's "Baby Beluga."
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
18 hours, 39 minutes agoView original
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Wife made a New Year's resolution to "become more jaded & cynical."
She's an attorney, so she can even bill it as "professional development"
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
21 hours, 7 minutes agoView original
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@hotdogsladies is probably back tomorrow, right? OK people, don't everyone mob him at once and clamor, "Whadja bring me?! Whadja bring me?!"
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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Lost to the 5YO at Disney Princess Memory game. I'm OK with losing, but I wish she'd stop making a new "Daddy's a loser" dance with each win
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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Update re: vegan thing. Unable to carve out a "bacon exception" for myself. Made offer to "be nicer to chickens" if I can keep leather shoes
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Wife has decided to become a vegan for the New Year. So it seems I'm about to become a vegan as well.
(Vegans are cool about bacon, right?)
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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All I've done is a pedestrian "SSH" into my computer @ work to grab a file, but it never fails to make me feel like some kind of über-hacker
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
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"Jon, I'm going to go put on my new G-string."
"Hey-o! Now we're talkin'!"
Realized she's talking about her violin.
Violinists are NOT funny
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
6 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Oh, no! He made one of those lame "end of the year" lists! http://is.gd/e6wM My "Best Tweets of ’08" list. Seriously, you guys make me laugh
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
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Can't find my keys. Looked in all the "usual" places. Desperate now. "Hey, maybe I left them in the vegeable crisper in the 'fridge!" Um, no
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
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Wife went spelunking at my Mom's house and found a scrapbook of me in H.S. The list of things I regret not burning is now a wee bit longer.
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I know I've entered into some kind of weird Stockholm Syndrome with our college student because I'm happy to be doing her laundry.
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Saw Frost/Nixon. Spoiler alert! Movie contains a disappointing number of killer robots and hardly any laser battles in space.
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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For Christmas this year we lost a son, but gained a blues man: http://tinyurl.com/87qj6u [flickr pic]
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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@lonelysandwich I wish Dec. 24 were Wrap Nothing Day. It's Wrapageddon over here. Or Wrapalooza. Or something else with A LOT of wrapping.
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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So, my wife has only seen _Empire_ once in her life. 1980. In the theater.
I know! Shocking! I blame her parents who raised her to be normal
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Explained the "slicing open the tauntaun" scene from _Empire_ to wife. She gave me a look that means I'm lucky I ever had sex with any woman
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Screw toys or other gifts. Getting each of the younger kids ONE HUGE EMPTY CARDBOARD BOX. They'll love it. (No kidding, they really will)
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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