Senator McCain, this question is from the Internet and it's about goatse...
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 hour, 51 minutes agoView original
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So, wait, McCain WOULD attack inside Pakistan but shhhh, we're hunting wabbits?! What the fuck?
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 hour, 54 minutes agoView original
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Wonder if McCain will start tonight's debate by asking Obama, "Can I call you Hussein?"
nictate from Los Angeles, CA
4 hours, 8 minutes agoView original
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The only thing John McCain and I agree on are what to call his wife.
Mike_FTW (Mike Monteiro) from the boiler room in your hotel
3 hours, 36 minutes agoView original
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I know what it's like in dark times BECAUSE I SPENT FIVE YEARS IN A BOX AND YOU OWE ME THIS YOU FUCKERS. C'MON A BLACK DUDE?!? A BLACK DUDE?
Mike_FTW (Mike Monteiro) from the boiler room in your hotel
1 hour, 37 minutes agoView original
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If I were Sarah Palin, I'm not sure I'd have taken the VP spot. It's only a matter of time before he finds a richer, hotter VP.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
3 hours, 56 minutes agoView original
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Tom, don't interrupt President Obama.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
2 hours, 4 minutes agoView original
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The people reading questions in this debate are the reason you can't buy lawn darts anymore.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
2 hours, 2 minutes agoView original
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"Actually, I outsourced the not knowing to my vice president."
nick (Nick Douglas) from Russia with love
1 hour, 38 minutes agoView original
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"It's been my great honour to serve this country for many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many years."
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
1 hour, 37 minutes agoView original
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McCain moves with all the ease and grace of King Friday in the Land of Make Believe.
gordonshumway from Slappytown
3 hours, 2 minutes agoView original
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JOHN STOP TALKING ABOUT FANNIES IT IS SO GROSS
FakeSarahPalin from Wasilla, Alaska
2 hours, 59 minutes agoView original
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I bet the guy operating the magical timer stoplight is totally pissed right now. Trained for weeks and they ignore his fucking lights.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
1 hour, 54 minutes agoView original
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Obama's make-up is really good. I can barely see his BIG LONG BUSHY TERRORIST MUSLIM BEARD.
Mike_FTW (Mike Monteiro) from the boiler room in your hotel
2 hours, 50 minutes agoView original
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Nuclear power is safe! I know! I was on a nuclear sub! (Said the man with the facial tics and cancer.)
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
2 hours, 25 minutes agoView original
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The first vertue, sone, if thou wilt lerne, Is to restreyne and kepen wel thy tonge. Also, if McCain sayes Mavrik, kick him harde. -Chaucer
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
3 hours, 20 minutes agoView original
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I was actually in a helicopter above the venue just waiting for any of the audience members/wolves to stray off their cards.
FakeSarahPalin from Wasilla, Alaska
1 hour, 35 minutes agoView original
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If CNN puts one more person on the panel they'll be able to apply for incorporation as a hamlet or township.
jdickerson (John Dickerson) from Washington,D.C.
4 hours, 3 minutes agoView original
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"No, we have a--we're short on ti--but you said yo--oh, for fuck's sake, whatever, the wheels came off this thing 45 minutes ago."
seanhussey (Sean Hussey) from Boston, Top o' the Pru
1 hour, 56 minutes agoView original
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"I was joking with an old veteran friend, and he said...well, nothing. I gutted him and turned his colon into a bracelet."
seanhussey (Sean Hussey) from Boston, Top o' the Pru
1 hour, 55 minutes agoView original
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