I told Dad we needed to start sharing our feelings. He told me to get a blog. So I did. He leaves the same comment on every post: LOL FAG.
fireland (Joshua Green Allen) from Denver
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Man, I'm tired. Had to get up at 3am and shoo an investment banker out of Hank's playhouse. YOU CAN'T LIVE THERE, INVESTMENT BANKER HOBO.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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Obama's campaign released an iPhone application. In a related story, John McCain will send you a post-it note to put on your rotary phone.
gordonshumway from Slappytown
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#WOA While we were talking about manual-transmission cars, lesbian minister said "I can't do stick".
I VERY NEARLY DIED OF SELF-RESTRAINT.
tj (TJ) from Location Location
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My kid said he loves Scooby more than me. Now he wants breakfast so I told him to ask his fake dog & he's like "that's why you didn't win."
hoosiergirl from evansville, indiana
33
Dealing with a customer so dense they have an event horizon.
toldorknown (Rod Knowlton) from Smack dab in the middle
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PROTIP: During foreplay, do not start mumbling "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A..."
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
31
May watch the debate in the hotel bar. Lots of McCain stickers in the parking lot. It's been too long since I was escorted off any premises.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
31
McCain doesn't want to talk about the Keating Five for a reason. Pretty much the worst boy-band ever. "Don't Regulate My Heart"? Christ.
bcompton (Ben Compton) from Lexington, KY
30
Even Chuck Norris's stocks are taking a beating.
badbanana (Tim Siedell) from Nebraska, USA
26
True story: Palin's last name is actually "Paling".
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
23
@gordonshumway Speaking of Russians, my pilot for a Soviet guy named Rudy who ran a camping goods store: "Rudolph the Red Knows Rain Gear".
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
25
At this rate, I'm pretty sure I could survive until Nov. 4th eating nothing but sweet, delicious poll data.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
25
Every time I kill you, God unfollows a kitten.
...wait, damn.
nick (Nick Douglas) from Russia with love
23
I just set the DVR to record Thursday's Oprah. I also just bricked my vagina shut and adopted 27 cats.
gordonshumway from Slappytown
23
"Not surprisingly, support for a gay marriage ban was strongest among those who considered themselves assholes"
wilshipley (Wil Shipley) from iPhone: 47.675667,-122.290977
24
Belated Happy Birthday to @Robsama.
Two days late.
Just like your mom was when she realized her life was fucked.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
22
I always wondered what kind of idiot needed the "HOT STEAM" warning on microwave popcorn and I think you all know where this is going.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL