He said he liked my style and walked off. I just wish I could have impressed him with something of more substance. Like my Twitter Grade.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
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I just don't understand this crazy universe sometimes. How @trelvix doesn't have 10,000+ followers is a mystery to me.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
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@joeschmitt Can we get a (4th and a half) meal too, I mean while you are at it.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
9 hours, 39 minutes agoView original
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Crying over cereal, school denial, bad attitudes and all before I woke up the kids.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
9 hours, 42 minutes agoView original
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FB friend wrote on my wall she's having a Gaylentine Party next month and did I want to come. Now someone named Les is trying 2 friend me.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
19 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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Every time I go into the Asian market I transform into a 12 yr-old boy. I can't even pass the Bangus fish sign w/out giggling.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
22 hours, 25 minutes agoView original
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OH "Wow, I'm losing a lot of followers, Twitter must *really* be getting rid of the spammers." - Yes, this kind of thinking works for me.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
22 hours, 41 minutes agoView original
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@MamitaMojita I worked at this restaurant in Atlanta called Cafe' Tu Tu Tango and had my 1st port experience. We've been lovers ever since.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
22 hours, 58 minutes agoView original
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Truthfully,I only keep up with my FB account so that I can have friendly Scrabble matches with longtime friends. And beat them mercilessly.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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I wish Billy Mays would stop dying his hair. It's hard for me to take him seriously. I'm still getting the Big City Slider Station though.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
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@trelvix No no no, the Chargers were a group of old ladies that had a mean Canasta game against the ladies of the Welcome Wagon. Geez
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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@TBMimsTheThird You are my 666th follower. I'm not religious, but I think this could be love. <wink>
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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I met a conman in gentleman's clothing. He said all the right things, then right as we parted I saw my bank account flash before his eyes.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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Well, @AMassofHumanity He claims they are just friends so I'm assuming she's pregnant with my grandbaby. Am I doing it wrong?
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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@Tojosan In my dream he's handsome, that's how I know it's a dream. I never kiss him though because he's too forward.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Has anyone else had the Michael Jackson dream-he's wearing that tuxedo w/ the gold band on the sleeve and he tries to kiss you? Yeah me too.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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I've come up with a "I'm watching the game because I said so" compromise with the son. I like to think of myself as a progressive.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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@Astrogirl426 No, in fact I might make my son stay there for an appropriate amount of time. This is how lessons are learned.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Got a ticket last night. He said it was because I "blew through the flasher" I say it was because I didn't pick up on his innuendo. Perv
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Aforementioned new driver just got picked up by a cutesy Senior in her own car. I checked her license and insurance on general principle.
AprilSTL from St. Louis, MO
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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