Is it silly that I'm all excited now because I bought new pens? Staedtler triplus fineliner. Yum.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
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I do not like Mondays, sam I am.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
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@CrazyOnYou You spare the women? NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on. Marvelous.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
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Serena williams just gave "Koala" as the clue for bamboo. um, What???
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
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Whose idea was it to start mornings so early? Sadist.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
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@JohnnyBTruant Oh, I almost forgot to tell you --- Suck it.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
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If anyone can explain the plot of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, I'll give you a kiss. With tongue. Even if youre a girl.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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@twitterbo I love that you have to preface non-sarcastic tweets with "Non-sarcastic tweet:"
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
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Am I bad mother because I tell my kid, "You got up there, you can get down"?
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
2 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Is it so wrong that I'm bogarting all the cookies? Hey, I bought them. And they're chocolate. CHOCOLATE.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
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@SarahInMI @CaryRN lol your funny aint frozen. Although mine just wants to sit on the couch and eat xmas candy.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Hubs just told me that in case of nuclear attack/EMP, his work files are all in a server under a mountain. Like dwarves.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Last night was Iron Man. Tonight is Hulk. Im thinking the next few days will be a Jane Austen marathon. Just to even things up.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
3 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Checkin out the racks on the girls on Deal or No Deal. Interesting. Bets going on which are fake.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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If any of you Central time zoners have any questions about 2009, ask away. I've been here a WHOLE HOUR
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
4 days, 18 hours agoView original
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I'm either getting smarter, or Jeopardy is getting dumber. And we all know it ain't the former.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
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Cooking tip: Don't tilt a can after you open it. Cause, you know, gravity.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
5 days, 7 hours agoView original
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<sigh> why did I use nail polish remover last night? Half the fun of painting my nails is biting it off the next day. Bah.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
5 days, 23 hours agoView original
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OH from bathroom: "c'mon, poop! C'mon out, I'm waiting for you!" LOL Ah, the joys of poopy humor.
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
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@Neilochka It's Colombian, not Columbian. Sheesh. We're not from Ohio lol
Astrogirl426 (Trish Smith) from Albany, NY
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