You try getting your picture taken for publication on a calendar by a half-blind spouse while the puppy keeps sniffing your left eye.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
8 hours, 20 minutes agoView original
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I've really got to sell this piano.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
13 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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Not sure if I should show a little nipple in my nurses with disabilities calendar photo.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
13 hours, 42 minutes agoView original
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Now I have heard of people fired and facing police due to tweets. If you have no sense of humor, maybe you should keep it to yourself.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
19 hours, 8 minutes agoView original
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@Twisted_Lisa Soul searching? Lemme know if you find mine, willya?
CaryRN from Chicagoland
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Come over here. A little closer....look at you. You are fabulous!
CaryRN from Chicagoland
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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Excitement over the cock's crow is mitigated by the realization no one reads beyond the first page of the Leaderboard.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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@smuttysteff Or a drop into their pants which soaks through the front.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Just discovered the Boy hadn't told his dad about his bluehawk yet. Oops and LMAO.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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@JeffCampbell I don't think I could chase someone very fast while carrying a sledgehammer. Athletic types, I guess.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
2 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Do you ever look at the Favrd leaderboard and swear to yourself some of them are repeats? No? Me neither.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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I got an email from end.time2002@yahoo today. I guess this means I missed 'the rapture'. Also explains a lot about my current life.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
2 days, 16 hours agoView original
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@frageelay Make it Woodfield, will you? I hate that place.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Perhaps a treatise on man's inhumanity to man, vis a vis underproduction of Hostess cupcakes in socioeconomically underserved communities?
CaryRN from Chicagoland
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Sheesh. Feed a puppy browned hamburger & gold stars everyday, suddenly he's modeling for @hotdogsladies fucking agency & won't return calls.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
3 days, 11 hours agoView original
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Eight year old (aged) Ritalin. Is that a thing? A heady nose, smacking of a wish for amphetamines and organizational desperation.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
3 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Uh oh. Gotta trim the mohawk and add more blue to the tips for tomorrow night's show. I wish he could find a less anxious stylist.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
4 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Sometimes Twitter reminds me of riding with someone learning to drive stick shift. On a hill. With a stop sign at the top.
CaryRN from Chicagoland
5 days, 11 hours agoView original
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Gotta buy an ice pick. If 2009 starts off anything like this year, I'm jamming that sucker in the eye before it does more damage. Laura Mars
CaryRN from Chicagoland
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
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