@alinasmith Some creatures will bark like a dog if you pet them well enough. Yet they are not dogs.
CosaMostro (Cosa Bleeping Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Please don't park your minivan next to my "Crossover SUV." Its similarity in shape and size is shattering my delusions.
CosaMostro (Cosa Bleeping Mostro) from Cincinnati
13 hours, 55 minutes agoView original
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Ailing Mommy: "You picked a bad week to start this growth spurt."
Baby Girl: "Keep your rules off my body."
CosaMostro (Cosa Bleeping Mostro) from Cincinnati
16 hours, 58 minutes agoView original
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Of COURSE their family tragedy deserves round-the-clock news coverage. They're CELEBRITIES!
CosaMostro (Cosa Bleeping Mostro) from Cincinnati
20 hours, 13 minutes agoView original
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I think the conservative-as-hell pastor at my wife's church is doing a better job talking her out of it than her atheist husband is.
CosaMostro (Cosa Bleeping Mostro) from Cincinnati
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
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Did you guys know there's NO FAT in Scotch?
I'm starting this New Year's Diet early!
CosaMostro (Cosa Bleeping Mostro) from Cincinnati
5 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Hey the Fed's buying up toxic assets now!
I've got three diaper pails full. Going cheap.
CosaMostro (Cosa Bleeping Mostro) from Cincinnati
5 days, 15 hours agoView original
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RT @sniffyjenkins "Note to self: always use under 140 characters to ensure others have room to RT my fascinating & important tweets, especia
CosaMostro (Cosa Bleeping Mostro) from Cincinnati
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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You want DRM? Really tight DRM? How about if the whole fucking device just shuts itself down. Let's see the little fuckers copy THOSE songs!
CosaMostro (Cosa Bleeping Mostro) from Cincinnati
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Yes! NYT says falling home values make divorce nearly impossible.
Looks like I'm all done holding my farts in bed.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
6 days, 11 hours agoView original
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Corrupted MP3s are the new scratched CDs.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
6 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Why is everyone making such a big deal about the Eagles today? Joe Walsh was the only one with any talent.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Your commercial doesn't make me want to buy a Lexus.
It just makes me hate the entitled little blonde bitch who got a pony for Christmas.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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It's easy to say I should have eaten less pie. But history will judge that I made the right decisions for the information I had at the time.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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All the Bears had to do was beat the Houston Fucking Texans. <head strikes desk>
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Ugh. All that smack you guys normally talk about Monday?
Make mine a double.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Ah, there's no poop like day-after-prime-rib-dinner poop.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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It would be wrong to drug the children so they sleep until 9, right?
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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I don't OWN a digital camera that shoots in RAW format, so why does Apple insist on this update?
Maybe it's telling me to buyafuckingcamera
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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No HD is the new no TV.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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