"Are you going to talk funny like the Indians do when I call your tech support?" How about you don't be a racist bitch and then we can talk.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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When did I become the where's the bathroom guy? Did I get a promotion no one told me about? Also, why not just look at the fucking signs.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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I can't believe it's MMIX. I'm still writing MMVIII on my checks.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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@SenorDiscount don't forget Maryland vs Kansas State in the Hidden Valley Ranch Salad Bowl.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Burger King has special hamburgers for Oceania. Apparently they are catering to the Aquaman demographic.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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I'm sorry, I didn't realize that your Chrysler Seabring was so important that it needed to take up 2 spots in the empty Best buy parking lot
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
4 days, 3 hours agoView original
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So has anyone seen the fix for the Zune? Just don't use it until noon today. It's like Microsoft is already giving you the finger in 2009.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
4 days, 9 hours agoView original
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I was peeing during the leap second. I can't believe I wasted it like that.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
4 days, 20 hours agoView original
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On Carson's Countdown, the time is counting up to midnight not counting down. Is Carson doing it wrong?
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
4 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Hey! Zune fuckers! Was the shitty radio and battery-draining WiFi worth it?Welcome to the social, bitches.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
5 days, 9 hours agoView original
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I just read about the bricking Zunes. How does this effect Zune Guy's tattoo? Is it now, if possible, even more lame to have a Zune tattoo?
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
5 days, 9 hours agoView original
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So do puppies have a built in alarm clock that goes off 45 minutes before the real alarm clock or does it just always seem that way?
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Watching the 1st Friday the 13th (1st time since at least 94). Just learned from it that brushing your teeth at night will get you killed.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
5 days, 20 hours agoView original
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I must be a big alcoholic nerd since I'm watching a beer show on History while drinking a new Leinenkugel brew. That is very ShamWow!
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
6 days, 2 hours agoView original
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This is why the rest of the world hates America. http://twitpic.com/y010
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
6 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Reason I love Cheaters. Statements like "I thought it was the police. I thought they had a warrent on me. They probably do."
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I just passed Darth Vader and a Stormtrooper popping and locking in front of the Kinkos. I have no other words to describe that.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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People keep telling about something having to do with bush and shoes. Seriously people I do not have a foot fetish.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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I got into a pronunciation argument today. Which way do you pronounce it: envelope, envelope, or envelope?
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Mayoral duties of the fictitious city were difficult today. Who knew that it would be this hard? Maybe its time to declare myself emperor.
ECByrd (Craig Byrd) from Drake Forest, Tennessee
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