And I have no idea if that even made any sense because it's fucking 2:30am and I'm not sleeping. Still.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
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If 1am is that cute girl who lives next door that you don't mind seeing on occasion, 2:30am is her ugly cousin that you just knocked up.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
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WHY AM I AWAKE?!
Oh right, the 30something cups of coffee...
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
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There. Their. They're.
Just sayin'.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
4 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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Steve Jobs is skinny? Damn, I miss everything.
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11 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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Introduced the 5yo to Jim Henson's work by watching Muppets Take Manhattan. She loved it & learned it's okay to marry outside your species.
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1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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It was one thing that my Wii Fit age was, let's just say "old". But there was no need for the hysterical laughter while giving me my age.
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1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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ShamWow? More like ShAmazing, amirite?
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1 day, 13 hours agoView original
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Had 2nd dream about pregnancy. This time I had 3 *sets* of twins, back to back.
I think it's time to just go ahead and seal up my vagina.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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I've had so many Dr. Peppers tonight that either there's an earthquake or my eyeballs are shaking.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 2 hours agoView original
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I might be confused by the rules, but those Colts boys are sure nice to help the Chargers win the game.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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I haven't heard this much about Phish since I went to a HFS festival while high on drugs in 1996.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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It doesn't matter how many eggs I make perfectly, the ones that are mine: the yolks break. Every. Single. Time.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 6 hours agoView original
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How's that saying go, "For every door that closes, a window opens so you can jump out of it" ?
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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I just watched an entire episode of Real Housewives of NYC. Please let us never speak of this again.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 14 hours agoView original
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@lindstifa CUTEST PUPPY EVAR! I want to eat his cute little face.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 14 hours agoView original
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@NickiHiss Wow, there's fucktards and then there are supreme douchenozzle fucktards. I'd cut a bitch, if I was you.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Accidently took Nyquil instead of the Dayquil & woke up on the kitchen floor. Not only am I feeling better but I got some good sleep too.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 6 hours agoView original
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One of the ways I can tell I'm the outcast w/my grandparents: They give my sisters lotions & me statues of jesus.
Let the guilt continue.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Ended up watching a documentary on Charles Manson & his followers simply based on the fact the remote control was not within arms reach.
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3 days, 11 hours agoView original
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