The first Monday after Christmas break: the primordial template from which all lesser Mondays are wrought.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
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I think I'm finally getting into the holiday spirit.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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Holy crap, something in my house triggered a huge asthma episode. I'm almost certain it's @weselec's fault.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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If someone wanted to assassinate Peter Parker, could they just spray his clothes with Permanone? I'm asking for a friend.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Does your family ever use a hedge trimmer to slice the turkey? That's not normal, right?
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
4 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Mom just referred to the "black meat" on the turkey. A lot of people overcook the turkey, but this has to be some kind of record.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
4 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Honey is cooking lamb ragú tonight. I hereby authorize the release of one bottle of nice Cabernet from the Strategic Booze Reserve.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
6 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Omelets for Jesus?
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I'm just disappointed. I don't think you people should call yourselves "Geniuses" if none of you can help me install Hypercard on my iPhone.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Good morning, Twitter. Your euphemisms for today are "Yule log" and "figgy pudding."
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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The only buildings of note in this town are a liquor store, a porn store, and a fundie Church of Christ. Variations on a theme.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Not like this. Not like this.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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And no one would ever know.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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I could die here.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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3 minutes ago, "I'll stop at Walmart and grab a drink" sounded like a plausible and expedient course of action. I see now that I was a fool.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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I've got a lot of problems with you people.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Reinstalling core apps after an erase & install. Any good apps for cockpunching the IT guy who thought a broken used laptop was a good buy?
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
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I finally broke down and got a real anxiolytic. Unbelievable. I should have done this back in college.
Drugs are AWESOME.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I categorize foods into three basic groups: foods that have sugar in them, foods that could probably use some garlic, and toothpaste.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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My grandmother's teetotalism is driving me to drink, and I'm trying to abstain from trite ironies. We'll call this round a tie, Grandma.
FrSpike (Father Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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