Preparing to return a motherboard to Fry's, feeling The Fear.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
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"People You May Know" should really be changed to "People You Sorta Knew In High School"
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Can't stop thinking about the four frosty bottles of broken 2009 resolution sitting in the fridge.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Considering making my new year's resolution to be to listen to less music about cannibalism.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
4 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Apparently 2009 comes with it's own soundtrack, consisting exclusively of percussion.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
4 days, 15 hours agoView original
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The nonstop Christmas music may drive me to kill again.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Peeked in to Kid2's room. She was playing Maddog Williams on my ancient laptop. My heart warmed at her attempt to get him to "poop".
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Listening to the kids and realizing Webkinz is a total gateway drug to MMOs. Also a gateway drug to heroin, probably.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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'09 resolutions: Quit drinking nightly. Quit eating so much Mexican food. Spend fewer nights idly surfing. Continue lying to the internets.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Oh. it just figures that my cablemodem is dead and I've got the only neighbors in the world with secure networks.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Prospective teenage petsitter was berating me for not putting up Christmas lights yet, so the cats have been given new instructions.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Goal for today: Stop using "grab you real quick" when referring to short in-cube meetings.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I'm thinking my genitals can't handle many more of these Monday ball-kicks. #gotomyhappyplace
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
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It's been a long time since a kid barfed directly onto my chest. I feel like a real dad tonight.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
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Someone's always got to be the guy who says "I told you so" once the dust has totally settled.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
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Was forced to go caving today. My entreaties that I only like "moist, dark, and tight" in a few very specific contexts fell on deaf ears.
Gwog from Phoenix, Arizona, USA, Earth.
4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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