I don't think I am prissy enough to shop at this supermarket.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
6 hours, 3 minutes agoView original
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Is there a Comic Sans Anonymous? I know someone who needs help.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
12 hours, 45 minutes agoView original
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Anyone know how to stop a cat from pissing on a rug? I'm about to set fire to the rug. And maybe the cat, too.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
16 hours, 9 minutes agoView original
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I'm glad that we don't have VH1 HD because I think our TV would catch an STD whenever Ali watched Bret Michael's Rock of Skanks show.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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Didn't think I'd have to fight over how "Carelss Whisper" goes with @Diva_Ali today. By the way it totally goes "do do doo do do do dooo..."
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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I've had a snack size bag of Oreo's and I cut the frayed ends of my jean's pant legs off. Today is what you call "productive."
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
3 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Planet of the Apes on all day on Encore? Well there goes today.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
4 days, 11 hours agoView original
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Yeah yeah yeah... Happy New Year. Can I fucking go to bed yet?
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
4 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Thank you, Texas. Thank you for allowing your citizens to play with explosives. Related: I'm currently on my way to the fireworks warehouse.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
5 days, 6 hours agoView original
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I missed you so much, work. So much I am crying.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
6 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Hockey in HD is better than pornography.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
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It was Hitler who said "You know, this coach airline seat isn't comfortable enough. I think the seat in front of me should recline back."
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
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You're a son of a bitch, 5 AM.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
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Yes. This is grape on my shirt. Grape from a popsicle. From last night. Your point?
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Making fun of people in church with my sisters is giving us all a case of the church giggles.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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The Christmas sweater and jingle bell earnings on this plane are so awesome I may vomit a little Christmas joy.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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I think Christmas time makes me hate people more. Take that, Baby Jesus.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
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At the mall. Three days before Christmas. Looking to fight.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
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Oh good. The boss's dog shit in my office over the weekend. Let's make out, Monday.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
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Today makes me want to punch midgets.
Hella (Mike Dudemeister) from Houston, TX
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