Is it really common to lose needles in haystacks?
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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@krippl: Evian spelled backwards is naive. Perrier spelled backwards is prick.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
5 days, 9 hours agoView original
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I should have bought a Mac...
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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http://twitpic.com/jo2e - Noah, my Godson
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I'M A GODFATHER!
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Whoever in this apartment bought the single-ply toilet tissue is going to have to answer to my hand.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Guinness is my burger.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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No. Not breast milk. You people are disgusting.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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"I used to slit my wrists to this song." Holy wow!
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Hey Noam Chomsky: Fuck you.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Drinking the world's smallest $5 Jack and Coke.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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OBSCENE: I'd cover my dick with a Trojan... Trojan cheerleader, that is.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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I feel like I'm either a mobster or a Hollywood producer. Everyone is asking me to be their child's Godfather.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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Some nasty asshole tried to get in a fight with everyone. Now I know why I hate bars. ALSO: The smell.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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"Did I just hit you in the face with my cock? Oh my G-d! Who could have seen that coming?"
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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Heading back down the main trail, walking on into the friscalating dusklight. ALSO: I'm using an obsolete vernacular.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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Currently hanging out with 2 anti-semites who didn't know I'm Jewish. Until now. But they like me. Wtf?
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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Roommate is now being a dick to me in front of my friends. He's already stolen my stepdad, does he need to finish me off?
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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4:59, 4:59, 4:59, 5:00! Now I can start drinking again. Well, just for the debate tonight... then I'm quitting. AGAIN.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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Changed the channel, thought it was a period piece. It was a modern soap opera on fucking Telemundo. Wtf?
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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