Watching Antique Roadshow. You be the judge of the current state of my life.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
5 hours, 25 minutes agoView original
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Feeling bad about the $34 eye trio I bought at Sephora Sat. Afraid the only way to console myself is to buy another tube of red lipstick.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
9 hours, 48 minutes agoView original
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Your sly attempt to cover up your after-lunch shit was foiled when you sprayed so much air freshener I could taste it outside the bathroom.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
11 hours, 36 minutes agoView original
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Good morning Tweeps. I don't think I could get through today without knowing you're all (mostly) suffering right along with me.
Thanks.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
16 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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You guys would like my sister. She's playing Oregon Trail and her wagon is stuck in the mud, but she wont dump any of her 436 lbs. of bacon.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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Coll: And she had these posters, and they glew in the dark.. Me: It's glowed. Not glew. Coll: No it's glew. Like the stars glew brightly.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Coll: I was getting bad headaches, so I went to the optimologist and... Katie. Why are you laughing? It's not funny. It was *very* serious.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Sitting on Colleen's couch watching her write Thank You cards to her students for their Christmas gifts. Friday night fun, out of conrol.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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I miss 2008 like I miss French braids.
Some things are just so hard to say goodbye to.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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I'm convinced Leonardo DiCaprio will only star in movies he gets to cry in.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
4 days, 3 hours agoView original
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If I hear any more pleas for shorty award votes I might fucking kill someone. And don't ask people to vote for you. It's counterproductive.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
5 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Dena's getting married and asked if I'd be a bridesmaid. It's a lot of work getting shitty and blowing a groomsman, but I'll give it my all.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
5 days, 8 hours agoView original
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My big plans for tonight include finding a nearby couch, sitting on it, drinking anything that is handed to me, and watching the ball fall.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
5 days, 16 hours agoView original
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I used to think intravenous drugs were gross. After today, I'm seriously going to reconsider that notion.
After all, I might be wrong.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
6 days, 8 hours agoView original
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I hate today already. At least I made it to Starbucks. Maybe later I can stab someone to lift my spirits.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
6 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Visiting my mom who had knee surgery today. Dad is picking up her prescription of Percocet right now. Thank God. I need one.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
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@cleversimon I *told* you I have a Snuggie for you.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
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Ooooh. One of the engineering interns went to Quiznos. I should go tackle him and take his food and eat it.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
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I don't care how many cool new features are available for new cell phones. My favorite feature will always be the ignore button.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Am I the only person who washes their hands after using the restroom? It's easy. Soap, water, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and you're done.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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