This place smells like a grade school. Which it is.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
14 hours, 49 minutes agoView original
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THE STOCK MARKET IS AN ANGRY GOD. IT MUST BE APPEASED BY THROWING MONEY AND VIRGINS AT IT. QUICKLY! BEFORE IT GOES DOWN AGAIN!
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
15 hours, 26 minutes agoView original
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No matter how little I eat or how much I keep exercising, I keep gaining followers. What am I doing wrong?
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
17 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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Acne *and* male pattern baldness. I was lied to as a teenager.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
17 hours, 55 minutes agoView original
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@potjie Look, the reactor core is *fine*. Thing practically takes care of itself.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
19 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
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Please, you guys, I'm trying to work. Don't try to draw me into discussions of @gruber and catchphrases. Jiminy.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
19 hours, 56 minutes agoView original
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Someone get grampa his slippers!
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
20 hours, 17 minutes agoView original
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@bcompton No, you're a douche for pointing out how much older than you I am. God damn punk kid douche bag.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
20 hours, 19 minutes agoView original
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@ceolaf I'm under-appreciated in my time. Also several other times. I'm HUGE in the Bronze Age, though. My material kills then.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
20 hours, 58 minutes agoView original
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My boss is out sick today so, like Al Haig, I'm in charge. Which is to say that no one left me in charge and I'm not really in charge.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
21 hours, 9 minutes agoView original
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Dammit. All the good Chinese Democracy jokes are taken.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
21 hours, 10 minutes agoView original
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Had to come into work early today which is actually fine because I couldn't find my robe and slippers anyway.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
21 hours, 22 minutes agoView original
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I just thought of another way to procrastinate and went "Yes!" I'm so doomed when the robot apocalypse hits.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 day, 10 hours agoView original
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No Stella at the Hub tonight. So, instead of weeping openly into a Jameson's and a Stella, I'm weeping openly into a 2-olive martini.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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@gruber Please stop linking to those pictures of the 2-year-old smoking. They give me the heebie jeebies.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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@InsoOutso I'm sorry, did you say *one* of your porkpies?
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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APPEARANCE UPDATE: Rushing home to stop @Remiel from wearing my clothes.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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@Remiel DON'T YOU DO IT!
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Mr. Moltz and the trailer for the new Star Trek movie where married at a quiet ceremony today after a whirlwind 2-day romance.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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@Remiel PLEASE STOP DOING APPEARANCE UPDATES. People might get confused and not see my appearance updates about where I'm appearing. TIA.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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