User refuses to restart her computer. Reason: She has 33 Excel spread sheets open. Response: OPEN THEM AGAIN AFTER YOU RESTART!
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
10 hours, 52 minutes agoView original
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@Hello_Nurse Can't blame her. I usually get the munchies after burning leaves too.
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
11 hours, 36 minutes agoView original
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@twoname Why, what (or who) did you do this time? Was it that shemale prostitute. Sorry, I TOTALLY thought that was a chick.
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
13 hours, 39 minutes agoView original
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"it's called a lance. Hellooo!"
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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For some reason my dog goes bat shit crazy when we shuffle cards.
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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@twoname please don't follow me. I'm drunk and have no idea where I'm going.
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Guy at bar: When you go in for nose surgery they pack your nose with liquid cocaine. Lady next to him: Who wants to punch me?
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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@NikkiHiss You finally snapped and knocked out an old lady, didn't you?
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Fuck you Monday! What? Oh. Yay Friday!
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
3 days, 20 hours agoView original
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wow, 2009 ain't so special so far, huh?
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
5 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Aunt: it rhymes with bitch and you do it to your balls. Me: shave doesn't rhyme with bitch.
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
5 days, 5 hours agoView original
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I didn't realize I was still hung over until I took a sip of beer and felt better.
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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All day hangover the day of NYE FTW! (I'm SO doing it wrong)
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
5 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Besides the war, failing economy, unemployment rates, raised taxes, deaths in the family, and crappy weather 2008 wasn't so bad.
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Anyone get the plate # of that truck last night? Judging from the way I feel right now the fucker hit me 3 or 4 times!
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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@Jessabelle207 That's not Fergie. It's Lil' Mama. And no I won't explain why or how I know that. Please don't take my man card.
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
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@Jessabelle207 That's because you're lip gloss be poppin'. You standing at your locker and all the boys be stoppin'. (WTF was that?)
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
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Wife: you wanna go over my parents house early so I can kick your ass in Mario Cart?
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Wife is still sleeping. I guess that means the ENTIRE pot of coffee is mine. Yay!
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Holy shit Saturday night! What the hell was that?
Robsama (Rob Villella) from Connecticut, USA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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