I'm ordering 11 Trojan Vibrating Touch Fingertip Massagers. One for each finger.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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_Doubt_- The moral of the story? Black people get screwed.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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For a moment, I was the only one in the theater waiting for Doubt to start. Then Sweets joined me and we were two.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
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I bet you'd have more support for your cause if you changed it to "Smoke a bowl for Nat King Cole." That guy makes everything seem fine.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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I'm doing that hip writing thing in public, acting annoyed at conversations and old man playing piano. SHORTER: My shift at Chucky Cheese.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Last tweet corrected, although some do consider Freddie Mercury to be a genre.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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When you trip over the power chord w/o killing your laptop, what style do you sing "Mag Sa-a-aafe" ? Me? It varies but now, Freddie Mercury.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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When you trip over the power chord w/o killing your laptop, what genre do you sing "Mag Sa-a-aafe" ? Me? It varies but now, Freddie Mercury.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Comparing things that never get old to Dick Clark (before the stroke) never gets old, like Dick Clark (before the stroke.)
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
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Last night's chipotle butternut squash chili was a hit. I think I'll call it ChipButtSqua Chili 2.0. Sounds authentic with a modern twist.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
3 days, 6 hours agoView original
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THEY'RE CYBER-CHECKS, PEOPLE AND I WWW-FAX THEM TO MY CHIA VETERINARIAN. WITH LASERS.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Jeez. I'm still writing "2007" on my checks.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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I did make a meal so good tonight, that I could taste the orgasms hours before they happened.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Okay. I made that last one up but seriously, them white heaven suits are tight.
Yep, drinking and shit.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Spent New Years in the underwater city of Funklantis. Had a BLAST until the Rapture. To be fair, I love this white suit. And I can sing.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
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I dreamt that the key to comedy was a well trained hawk. The rest of the dream was too awesome for your Earth minds.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
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Douchebags used to bother me until I realized that, in my life, I'll have deeper relationships and had to spend less money on ass.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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OH: I can tell you why that toilet is jacked. A guy that big has problems. Orifice problems.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Although, nothing makes me more proud to be an American than seeing the Cowboys get both sides of their ass handed to them.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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The Fathers watch football and talk stats. I sit quietly reading comics. Nothing's changed, only now I can read their minds.
SeoulBrother from Tacoma
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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