Corporate Buddha says the secret of MGMT is to think and act as if no rules exist - but to violate none. Then he raised my health insurance.
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Either someone roofied my egg nog, or another major artery just achieved its full, 100% blockage. WEEEEE...EEeee...ee...e...e.
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Shaving a face is like shoveling snow off the ground! This nugget so stunned the Boy, he had to watch a baby skunk YouTube vid 14x in a row.
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Monster flakes falling from the sky and no hat. You people have no idea how chilly it is being snowbald.
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I don't know how a psychologist would interpret this, but when we opened the Mr. Potato Head box, my first thought was-Hm, needs more holes.
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