I've had too many days off. I'm sitting at work thinking, "If I were unemployed, I wouldn't have to be here right now..."
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
13 hours, 49 minutes agoView original
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These intermittent work days during the Christmas-to-New Years Holiday are really interfering with my rapid acclimation to a 5 am bed time.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
6 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Cruising the internet at work, looking for tips on how to best kill zombies.
It's strange how your life can turn out.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
6 days, 10 hours agoView original
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So what the hell is Tyler Perry's claim to fame? Incessantly branding everything he's ever done?
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
6 days, 14 hours agoView original
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You know you're in trouble when work half-days take forever to get through.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
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No, I'm not dead.
What, no one asked?
Wait, what do you mean no one noticed I was gone?
You bastards.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
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I suppose I should take these Christmas cards home, where I don't have to worry about any guilt from a coworker seeing them in the trash.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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The Reece's peanut-butter cup is my favorite part of the lunchable meal.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Hey guys, somewhere in the US it's snowing! Holy crap, how about that weather?!
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I missed an Optimus Prime Twitter meme (and am complaining about it)?
I guess that makes me Optimus Whine.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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If my job doesn't cough up some work for me soon, I'm going to finish reading the internet.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Welcome to the portion of my day where I realize I need to take a dump, but have to stop at the grocery store before I go home.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I kept my pants on after I got home from work for YOU, FedEx.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I swear to god Fed Ex, if you were a person I'd make sure you knew what my balls taste like for this kind of insolence.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Over the period of a week:
Fed Ex: You weren't home.
Me: Come after 5.
F: We can't.
M: Alright, I took off work, come after 2.
F: (nothing)
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Guy behind me at post office positioned himself in such a manner that I expected sweet nothings to be whispered into my ear at any second.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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My work day just culminated in my replying to myself with an email. I need a drink.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I keep forgetting that after basketball I have enough energy to either shower or make a meal, not both.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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My MacBook glossy screen looks like the sneezeguard from a Bonanza Steakhouse.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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My level of recall today could leave me in a situation where I'm half-way down the interstate before I realize I forgot to get in my car.
TheRobotDevil (RBD)
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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