Just catching up on the weekend's news. Turns out my Zune had a hormone imbalance?
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
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I am eating this to prove something to the wife. Neither of us remembers what I'm proving, but that's not really the point is it? Or is it?
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
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This is not what I needed from UPS on Xmas Eve: "Your package has experienced an exception." I am an exceptional shopper, but...
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
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What's so funny about peace, love and understanding? http://2009hopes.com
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Mom: "Where's the cake pan?" Son: In the back yard next to the unsuccessful coal mine." Oh, of course, yeah.
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Nothing like a walk on a snowy evening. Two roads diverged. We tobogganed down both.
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
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This Facebook plan is going all wrong. Now I have Friends. Crap.
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
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Wife just left to stamp through the snow to the store. Me: "What do we need?" "To get the @#$ out of here!" "Oh, OK. How about chips?"
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
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Portland Snow Lesson: Always keep an ice scraper OUTSIDE of your car somewhere.
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
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Just drove the Cooper home from PDX. What a thrill ride.
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Listening to two engineers at next table: The word "hydraulic," spoken repeatedly in a deep Irish brogue is positively sensual.
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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After the 4th time you ask me "How's your breakfast?" and I reply "Fine" Your tip halves each time.
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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This time at the TSA: 20's Woman with Sigg bottle. "It's just water" "You have to dump it out, and not here." "Can I chug it?" Uh, sure.
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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It's amateur traveler season. Last time through TSA: 20's guy packing a huge "Paul Hogan" knife. Overheard as I passed: "Since when, man?"
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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The Boy: Why does my stocking look like a sock? Really, these are like socks?
acuteangle (Todd) from Portland of the West
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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