Wikipedia break: Our next president is younger than 4 out of 5 original members of Duran Duran.
But not me! Or the Beastie Boys.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
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I'm totally down with the "local food" movement. I always try to make sure my Diet Pepsi was bottled somewhere nearby.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
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I see so far today I've discussed coffee, office plants and staff meetings. Next up: my pointy-haired boss and Wally, my shirking co-worker.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
8 hours, 25 minutes agoView original
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Hey Earth, I'm on to you. I know you sped up your rotation during vacation, and stopped completely during our staff meeting. Cut the crap.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
9 hours, 20 minutes agoView original
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Back after 12 days. I love the smell of my office in the morning. Smells like victory. And dried-out office plants.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
10 hours, 43 minutes agoView original
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OK, first cup of coffee, good start. Now second cup, in the words of the great American poet-troubadour Scott Stapp: Can you take me higher?
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
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"The op-ed page still needs a healthy dose of gender diversity," writes the only woman on Sunday's WashPost op-ed page. - http://bit.ly/Aw1q
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
20 hours, 3 minutes agoView original
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This evening the Obamas moved into the Hay-Adams, a hotel whose name I detest because whenever anyone says it, I always answer "What?"
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
22 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
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I put a melamine bowl in the microwave. Hard to explain these self-destructive urges. Sometimes you just need to _feel_ something, you know?
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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I think I could only belong to a religion whose leader actually _does_ shit in the woods.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
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Million-dollar idea: wall-mounted, hands-free iPhone holder for the bathroom. Call it "Mr. Multi-Tasker."™
(Not that _I'd_ ever use one.)
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
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Actually got helped at Home Depot. This recession is _on_.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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Don't know where these tasteless $6.99 strawberries were flown in from. But it should've been a round-trip ticket.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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One more inauguration spam, and Gmail filters go on for "David Plouffe" & "Obama for America." Is Billy Mays doing their marketing now?
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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For the 3rd time today, relieved that the scabrous thing I picked off my scalp was just a pine needle from tree disposal. Time for a shower.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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My to-do-list software annoys the hell out of me. Maybe I'll explain why after I "clean litterbox," "get a haircut," and "do grant report."
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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Coffee futures are running at about $1.10 a pound. I will do my part to drive that up a bit this morning.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
1 day, 10 hours agoView original
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I wish we could trust SNL alums not to screw up. Please, Senator Franken, more "Animal House" and less "Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo."
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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I beat Maggie at a board game. She broke down into tears.
Oh, "Very Hungry Caterpillar Game," yours is a very cruel spinner indeed.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Wow, our house looks terrific.
At least, if you see it from just the right angle.
And make one of those telescop-ey things with your hands.
adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC
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