It was tremendously difficult for me to explain our cross-ship process just now without saying "Step 1: Cut a hole in a box."
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
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Fitchpork - n.
1. An adult who insists on wearing clothing originally intended for consumers 10 years younger and 10 sizes smaller.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
15 hours, 47 minutes agoView original
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If Subway employees are called 'artists', then the asshole who made my sub is the Jackson Pollock of sandwiches.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
16 hours, 2 minutes agoView original
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If you're savvy enough to be on Twitter, yet gullible enough to fall for phishing scams, well then maybe you also have a hormone imbalance.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
18 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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My hair is now the perfect length to do a New Jersey blow-out. Must resist temptation.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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Mom: "I know you can send a text message on your iPhone, but can you send audio too?" Me: "Yes, mom, it's called a phone call."
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
2 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Using IA to look at an old 3d gaming site I used to help run back in 1999. Good lord, .GIF technology has come so far.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Woooo, downloading a 1.2gb file over DSL. I'm living in THE FUTURE! Well, I will be by the time this finishes.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Concocting a Goldbergian plan to route student loan payments through a few Rewards Cards while avoiding finance charges, and come out ahead.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
3 days, 10 hours agoView original
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"Opening doors is so hard!"
*model flails ineptly, somehow impaling self on doorknob in the process*
"If only there was a better way!"
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
4 days, 8 hours agoView original
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You know what I love? I love commercials that make people look totally incompetent at basic tasks in order to sell a product.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
4 days, 8 hours agoView original
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@patjd "…hordes of louts barged their way in and staged a drug-fueled orgy at 15-year-old Gemma's bash…" Crap, my parties are boring.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
4 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Drinking out of bottles and cans with a moustache feels far stranger than you would think. (PS It's me with the 'stache, not the cans.)
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Manically hitting F5 causes the UPS truck to get here faster, right?
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
5 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Some jerk broke the lock on the sole restroom at my office, so I'm just counting down the days until someone gets a "poopin' surprise".
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
6 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Just sat down to enjoy a freshly opened can of tuna and suddenly the cat is my BFF 4EVAR.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
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Cancelled gym membership in favor of jogging through the new 'hood. I may skip the "get a dog and flirt with housewives" part of the gig.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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The only thing that distinguishes me from a dog is the axis upon which I must spin in place a dozen times before I can fall asleep.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Killer iPhone app idea: Replicate functionality of TextExpander on OS X, include form auto-fill in Mobile Safari. I WILL PAY YOU SO HARD.
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Site owners, please make your htaccess files are not browsable! My new webhost doesn't prevent this by default. Eek! http://bit.ly/BaXT
adamjt (Adam) from Newport, RI
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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