Is a hamburger still good if you forgot about it and left it on the floor for two hours? Just wondering.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1 hour, 33 minutes agoView original
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Go see Revolutionary Road!
And The Wrestler!
And Doubt!
IN THE SAME WEEK!
It's a good idea!
Trust me!
Depression is FUN!!!!!!!
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
9 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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This "New Year" is suspiciously similar to every other year. It feels exactly the same and apparently I *still* have to be sober at work...?
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
12 hours, 29 minutes agoView original
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Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you don't have to wear pants. I'm looking at YOU, salacious Forever 21 mannequin.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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OH: "Never thought I'd be reaching into your crotch for something warm."
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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This morning woke up to a dog in a sweater vest spooning me and licking my ear. 2009 is going to be awesome.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
4 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Feigning pity and feeling relief for not being *that* person at the party who spilled a vodka cranberry on the white living room carpet.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
4 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Today feels just like "Four Weddings and a Funeral".
Minus the weddings. And Hugh Grant. And any hope of our family getting along.
#YAY!
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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OH: "I need to take pain medication. For my soul..."
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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I have never owned an iPod.
According to the King Jobs bible you must stone me to death.
If I have any say I would prefer using a hookah.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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I just found a Cheerio tangled in my hair.
Oh don't look at me like that. You would have eaten it too.....
#irefusetowastefood
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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For the longest time I thought it was "grandma seizure" not "gran mal" and wondered why grandpas were discriminated against. #themoreyouknow
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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I'm not sure what scared my date away the most : obsessively talking about unicorns, or ending every conversation with 'WhY sO SeRiOuS?!'.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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I don't need to worry about identity theft because I'm so poor and have nothing of value anyway! #happythoughts
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
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I found a baby pigeon shivering in the alley. It was too cold to fly away. Now I have a Christmas present for my parents!
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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You start to lose hope that things will ever get better when you realize your local weatherperson's name is Amy FREEZE.
#i_hate_winter
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Nipples did to "Batman and Robin" what Jar-Jar Binks did to "Star Wars".
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Dinosaurs are remembered for ruling Earth for 160 million years. Humans will be remembered for their ability to lose cars in parking lots.
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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It's so cold today that I can't feel my [insert euphemism here]
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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BAD NEWS: Just tripped and knocked over a trash-can at work.
GOOD NEWS: There were cookies in said trash-can. NOM NOM NOM
alegna24 (Alegna Raffaz) from Chi-ca-go
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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