Remember the tinman found he had what he thought he lacked. Remember the tinman; go find your heart and bring it back.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
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Huh. I seem to be losing an unusually large amount of eyelashes today. Are you people stealing my wishes?
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
2 hours, 49 minutes agoView original
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I plan on doing many naughty things to 2009, things I was too nervous to ask 2008 to do for me.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
7 hours, 40 minutes agoView original
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They say multitasking makes you (over there!) less able to (I should bake cupcakes!) focus on one (seven babies? for the love of) task.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
22 hours, 34 minutes agoView original
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@phyllisstein If the camera's going to add all those pounds no matter what, you might as well eat the pancakes anyway.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
22 hours, 56 minutes agoView original
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I'm celebrating my first day back at work in two weeks with a fabulous little tantrum.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
23 hours, 52 minutes agoView original
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It's January third and I'm STILL going to the gym.
This is some sort of record.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
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If your home is a reflection of your life, my life is a disaster. Someone call FEMA. Oh wait. Never mind.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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I hate Christmas commercials after Christmas almost as much as I hate campaign signs after an election. Which is to say; a lot.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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I just bought next year's holiday cards for $3/12. Here's hoping I'll actually be able to find them again 12 months from now.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
3 days, 2 hours agoView original
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If you've already tweeted it, do you say it's been twat?
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Kicked the cat off the bed last night.
Dreamed all night of terrifying inescapable apocalypse.
I think the cat has mastered psychic control.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
3 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Ok it's bad, but it's the worst SINCE the Depression, not as bad AS the Depression. So what's with all the yelling?
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
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So I joined a gym that costs...um...way too much. You bet I'll be there four times a week. At least for a shower or some free cotton balls.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
3 days, 20 hours agoView original
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I love you guys, but seriously how do you handle more than ten minutes of the Stooges? How, damnit, HOW???
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
3 days, 22 hours agoView original
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The new year has started, and I don't have a bra on. Where's my damn bra?!? Oh. Um...happy new year?
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
4 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Ok, so I joined a gym.
Near the New Year.
I'm a walking cliché.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
5 days, 5 hours agoView original
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@phyllisstein OR...the stress of travel makes even the very attractive look like the rest of us, and the rest of us look like warm hell.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
5 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Fear of searing abdominal pain should keep me from even looking at an M&M, and yet here I am with dark chocolate lust in my heart.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
5 days, 21 hours agoView original
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There's only one other reason to stick your ass in the air, and it's the OPPOSITE of sexy.
alinasmith (alina) from Chicago, IL
6 days, 19 hours agoView original
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