What's this "MondayWednesdaySaturdayFriday" everone's talking about? Is it a Franklin Covey thing, or a Holistic Colonic Cleanse thing?
antichrista from Suffragette City
15 hours, 27 minutes agoView original
Related: I'm not sure my brother and I are.
antichrista from Suffragette City
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
Bro called from dirt-biking to thank me for the book I gave him. "I've read 84 pages. That's 84 more pages than I've read in like...years."
antichrista from Suffragette City
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
"What's with your glove?" "I was cold one time so I made a fire." *blank stare* "Some of it got on the glove." http://twitpic.com/zia0
antichrista from Suffragette City
2 days, 4 hours agoView original
Neven still doubts my directions to the restroom. It's an airplane! There are only so many places it could be.
antichrista from Suffragette City
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
Man, Plato really needs a new official PR photo. The one that's in current rotation is really dated. C'mon, he looks like a statue!
antichrista from Suffragette City
3 days, 6 hours agoView original
If Texas is any kind of gauge, sweatpants and extra chins are all the rage this season.
antichrista from Suffragette City
3 days, 12 hours agoView original
*Tsk* Well, if He's going to live here, get *dark* carpet. You know what a mess Saviors can make. http://twitpic.com/y970
antichrista from Suffragette City
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
@nevenmrgan: "Did I ever tell you about the time I deep-fried pierogi while shirtless?"
antichrista from Suffragette City
6 days, 16 hours agoView original
@nevenmrgan What. About. COBBLER. Varied density, small spoon. My god, man! Pull yourself together!
antichrista from Suffragette City
Playing "Guess the Spoon" w/ @nevenmrgan, wherein he names a substance and I guess which type of spoon he'd use to eat it & why he's insane
antichrista from Suffragette City
Man, this is great! Seriously, I feel like someone should write a song about today.
antichrista from Suffragette City
1 week, 4 days agoView original
Good morning! I'm off to the Post Office, then the grocery store and library. I love Errand-Thursdays!
Huh. Sure is quiet out here.
antichrista from Suffragette City
1 week, 4 days agoView original
@nevenmrgan keeps apologizing for his family's desire to impress me with elaborate displays of roasted meat, but I think it's nice.
antichrista from Suffragette City
1 week, 6 days agoView original
Cutting my bangs. For Science.
antichrista from Suffragette City
1 week, 6 days agoView original
For my birthday I was going to hang out at the airport all day, but opted instead for live jazz and cocoa with friends. GOOOOAAAAALLLl!!!
antichrista from Suffragette City
Breaking: Henry Winkler indicted in Fonzie scheme that allegedly defrauded investors and involved jumping over a shark while on waterskis.
antichrista from Suffragette City
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
The snake was terrifying as it writhed, several miles long and composed mainly of SUVs. "Careful," he whispered. "We're in Mall Country."
antichrista from Suffragette City
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
@nevenmrgan Actually, it was dude-on-horse footage.
antichrista from Suffragette City
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
♫Oh come, let us ignore him...♫
antichrista from Suffragette City
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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