If I plook myself is it still humpday?
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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The World Bank has just declared my checking account an Economic Development Zone. Signing up for aid, I received a free Bono coffee mug.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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Why do all the sales guys at the hardware store stare at me when I walk in and ask for black caulk? "I really need some black caulk". Stare.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
2 days, 16 hours agoView original
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It's only gay if you're in front.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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My friends went to Twitter and all I got was this crappy Facebook.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Dante' could never have imagined the excruciating hell of the Beach Boys Kokomo. That song changed everything.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
3 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Who'da thunk that Kings of Leon would write the VD anthem of 2008?
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
5 days, 23 hours agoView original
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@abigvictory great menorah idea with the tampoons. Maybe you could also take six strips of bacon and make a Star of David.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
6 days, 18 hours agoView original
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I wonder how much faster this site would load if it didn't have such a fancy "percentage" counter sucking on bandwidth.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
6 days, 21 hours agoView original
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@lindstifa I have gin-infused bacon however. Homemade. Suck on THAT Mr. Bread "Winner".
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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Reading a blogpost about wanting a Double-Stuffed Oreo just boggles the mind. The dirty mind anyway.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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To my latest follower, you prolly don't wanna follow. I might say something about the Slugger Bat downtown not being big enough for your ass
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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Being a gay gigolo sometimes sucks, sometimes not. But all in all, I find the work right up my alley.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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NO WAY! I LOVE being a Meter Maid for the local 5-0. This job is just the ticket.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I was fired from the paper factory for the same reason that I don't play Pro Ball. I didn't make the cut.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I used to be blind, working as a bathroom attendant in a brothel. But since the operation, I can now see all the johns.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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The road to Scientology used to be a bumpy, herky-jerky ride, but now we have Cruise-Control.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I hate being a jewish carpenter, but It's my cross to bear.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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On some street corner yelling my Tweets, I'd be lucky to have 10 followers for 10 minutes. So to you gracious 86, I say thank you very much.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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I love the smell of cabernet sauvignon hitting the vegi-meat saute in lard. Like napalm, only better. The rising steam and unctuous rapture.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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