@AmyJane It's testacularⓒ!
ckwinny from Shanghai
5 days, 11 hours agoView original
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Confession: Sometimes when I say, "You was robbed!" to a fellow bowler, I don't really believe that s/he was robbed.
ckwinny from Shanghai
5 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Y'know, it sounds like what these zombies really need are cough drops.
Sucrets, undead?
ckwinny from Shanghai
6 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Somewhere... below the fold / Somewhere waiting on hold / My content right there on this site / It's waiting for me to go scrolling...
ckwinny from Shanghai
6 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Ovulatin'.
ckwinny from Shanghai
6 days, 14 hours agoView original
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We are drunk and making noises we would imagine happy crows make.
ckwinny from Shanghai
6 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Mixed feelings: When the downstairs neighbors yell, it takes me back to my childhood home.
ckwinny from Shanghai
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Gah! There should be no place for "grotto of pleasure," not even in porn spam.
ckwinny from Shanghai
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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If my ass weren't so goddamn white, it would be BLACK AS NIGHT.
ckwinny from Shanghai
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Today's reason to be totally smitten with my mommy: she called me a "gadabout."
ckwinny from Shanghai
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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I do not care for the juiciness of the aliens in G's video game.
ckwinny from Shanghai
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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I want America to wake up so I can call my mommy.
ckwinny from Shanghai
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Bandwidth?! You can't HANDLE the bandwidth!
ckwinny from Shanghai
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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One reason I shouldn't have an iPhone: I would use retarded, shock jock-style sound effects to punctuate everything I say.
ckwinny from Shanghai
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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I think my favorite thing about G is that I can fawn all over him and he totally doesn't hold it against me.
ckwinny from Shanghai
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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If you crack yourself up, I'll undoubtedly like you.
ckwinny from Shanghai
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Someone's already suggested "Hillary" as a name for the new puppy, yes?
ckwinny from Shanghai
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Had a wonderful night crying and hugging other expats. For once, we're not embarrassed to be American. So awesome.
ckwinny from Shanghai
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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My new favorite drink is beer + orange juice. I call it a Milwaukee Sunrise.
ckwinny from Shanghai
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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My body is a blunderland.
ckwinny from Shanghai
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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