Productive day, thanks to the help of some awesome humans. Lunch & a walk w/hubby, fun w/him & the kids tonight. #BlowMeEconomicGloom&Doom
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
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It's like living in a zoo. With treadmills. And (hopefully) less poo flinging.
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
12 hours, 19 minutes agoView original
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Husband running on treadmill morphed into all 3 boys attempting push-ups throughout our bedroom & occasionally throwing stuff at treadmill.
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
12 hours, 20 minutes agoView original
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@abigvictory Was picturing something like this, only maybe indoors: http://tinyurl.com/6zujek
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
13 hours, 11 minutes agoView original
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@abigvictory I eagerly await the TwitPic of you with the NyQuil bong. Robe & slippers optional.
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
13 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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I may have hit a caffeine tipping point with that Excedrin I took earlier. I'm hallucinating a Mel's Diner theme in my gmail.
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
16 hours, 29 minutes agoView original
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Told the boys to give dad some sugar since it's a sad day for him. One spanked him & the other slapped him right in the store. Breeding FTW!
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
16 hours, 30 minutes agoView original
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@eoporto Fist the Wookie!
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
16 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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I'm wondering when the Arthurian gmail theme based on @Mike_FTW 's twitter page is gonna drop.
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
16 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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"Yes, in just minutes your nose can be as clean as this filthy, bearded hippie's!"
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
22 hours, 20 minutes agoView original
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Amazing - all you need is a Sharpie: http://www.kentucky.com/181/story/532854.html
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
23 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
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Nolan just walked into my office with R2D2 wearing Anakin Skywalker's hair again, dubbing him "R2pee." As in "toupee," not urine.
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
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"Who'd buy a book w/your sense of humor? I'm not saying it to be critical, but literally, how do you find those sick fucks?" @meaganfrancis
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
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9 y.o. at bedtime, "So is 'Sexy Consipated Bear' okay?" Man, do I love that kid. (http://twitter.com/frageelay/status/1013501108)
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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My God, I *just* got the "dead husband" bit. Just now. I want to have Twitter's babies.
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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@abigvictory They're only appearing for one of my gmail addys; can't figure out why. And they just SHOW UP, unannounced. Just like varts.
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
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Hmm. I'm not seeing a "shitbird" theme for gmail.
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
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Thought I was having a mild stroke or acid flashback: "I can see through my hand! And whoa! The lines in my gmail are so colorful, man!"
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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@abigvictory You KNOW the day is coming. As is the night I'll have to sit through the Star Wars movie w/the goddamned Ewoks.
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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6 y.o. has Anakin's hair on R2D2 again, dubbing him "R2HairDo." You'd think this makes up for the stretch marks, but no.
frageelay from Midwestern U.S.
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