I work with too many people that think brevity implies ignorance.
And, apparently, none of them want to appear ignorant.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
23 hours, 21 minutes agoView original
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Is falling in the unplowed parking lot and threatening to sue reasonable leverage for a raise? Performance just doesn't cut it around here.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Fox News isn't all that bad. Sometimes I like to hear things from the other side.
And by "other" I mean "bitter, hypocritical, incorrect"
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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If one turns the office coffee pot off at 9:30, thinking they're the last person to get a cup of coffee all day, is it justifiable homicide?
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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NXE is pretty sweet. We do need some more avatar clothing options, though. No newsboy hats for the guys or chuck t's for girls? For shame...
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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To anyone who asks me for computer advice: get a mac/stick with XP for now/yes, get the updates/esc key to exit fullscreen.
That is all.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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I, for one, welcome our new wintery, unsalted overlords.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
4 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Got so much ginger at the end of the latte, I'm ready for a Cali roll and some wasabi.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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If you haven't gotten your gold star from me yet today, say something funny, dammit.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
6 days, 20 hours agoView original
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People are surprised that there's evidence of other worlds?
WTF do you think God has been doing for the last 8 years?
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
6 days, 22 hours agoView original
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@Twitterific You get your spot back as my iPhone app if you implement cross-platform syncing of what tweets are unread. Your move.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
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My Twitterank is a day late.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
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Bailey's Turtle Cheesecake: Breakfast of young adult-onset diabetes.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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This mining job seemed really daunting at first, but I can finally see the light at the ahhhh forget it.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I hated space heaters for a long time because I burned myself on one.
Now, I'm really warming up to them.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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The first promotional items company to make a website that doesn't *scream* "EVERYTHING IS FROM CHINA" is getting a lot of business from us.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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LazyJanitor has a total of eleven urinal cakes in two urinals. The scent is approaching truck stop territory.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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The only redeeming part of Monday is lunch, which I did not have time for today. So, that's fun.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Pumpkin Spice Latte. Venti Vidi Vici.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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@crispycracka Except there are *no* irrational fears of the platypus. They have venomous spurs on their ankles. And they're Australian.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
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