For the last hour I've been emailing and DMing the same person. Perhaps I should get her on the phone and gTalk too. Oh, and write a letter.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
14 hours, 44 minutes agoView original
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Another reason to love 30 Rock: Chance for Tina Fey comedy without the threat of Palin presidency.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
15 hours, 22 minutes agoView original
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Lady is falling asleep in meeting. Does she excuse herself? Fake a text? Gotta go? No, just turns chair away from presenter.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
17 hours, 37 minutes agoView original
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The girl I'm having lunch with ordered Fish Tacos. Does that mean she's a lesbian?
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
19 hours, 3 minutes agoView original
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Time for me to bust this meeting wide open. #twitternaked
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
21 hours, 47 minutes agoView original
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Sorry to disappoint you @Figliuolo but she is not playing solitaire in this meeting with real cards.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
22 hours, 8 minutes agoView original
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5 minutes in to 2 hour meeting and lady next to me is playing solitaire. So it's not just me.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
22 hours, 16 minutes agoView original
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OK, which bozo scheduled a two hour meeting? I hope they know this means they will be mocked on Twitter.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
22 hours, 30 minutes agoView original
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I did not have Twitter relations with that woman, Miss @lemonchiffon
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
22 hours, 43 minutes agoView original
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So @lemonchiffon has declared me Secretary of Twitter Relations. Sounds kinda dirty.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
22 hours, 43 minutes agoView original
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Naked: the business casual of working from home. Just ask @SarahInMI #twitternaked
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
23 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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Then again, if I go naked on the el, I bet I get the seat to myself. #Twitternaked
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
23 hours, 22 minutes agoView original
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Wish I was @SarahInMI sitting at home, tweeting NAKED. Maybe I will too. Well, after I get off this cold train. Shrinkage, you know.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
23 hours, 27 minutes agoView original
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Me too. RT @eoporto realizing that whenever i say "hate to break it to you," i am probably going to relish it
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
23 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
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I'm so beat this morning, the only thing that's cheering me up is Thank God It's Friday. Who's with me?
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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Can we get a moratorium on cracks about Yahoo searching on Google for new CEO? I mean, unless you can work bodily excretions into the bit.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Finished pitch rehearsal. PR person Joe-The-Plumbered me: "whether you're Joe the Plumber or Joe the Digital Guy..." She better not wink!
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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My favorite blogger @mimismartypants is finally on Twitter. Give her a look. Maybe she'll stay if we give her some Favrd.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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@steelopus My 1st slide will be the setup, 2nd the punchline. Should I use a bar graph or pie chart if I'm making a farmer's daughter joke?
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Despite what @SarahJL claims (see here http://is.gd/83m9) I had nothing to do with this morning's Twitter outage.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago, IL
2 days, 13 hours agoView original
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