please do not disturb
sunshine warms a comfy rug
just the kong and i.

– Amy at 12:18 am, 29 Jan 05

The shadows lay before me, the light is upon me. I am King Hugo, king of the rug!

– Robin at 2:22 am, 29 Jan 05

Kongalicious.

– Jenny at 6:03 am, 29 Jan 05

Looks like he just woke up.

– Colin at 6:05 am, 29 Jan 05

I’M SPY IN THE HOUSE OF LOVE….

– KEISY at 8:55 am, 29 Jan 05

...kong-shmong, im really not AS interested in the synthetic, tasteless and inorganic. if you want my attention, then something with a natural, fibrous, and malleable consistency, about 40cm in length, and 4cm in diameter should adequately suffice…

– em at 12:53 pm, 29 Jan 05

You know, em, that could be taken the wrong way.

– Gail at 9:47 am, 30 Jan 05

hmmm…thks gail. i didnt quite notice the subtle alternative representation/interpretation? but i can appreciate a translators perspicacity.

– em at 10:58 am, 30 Jan 05

Are all translators prone to noticing the accidental porn in life?

– B at 6:17 pm, 02 Feb 05

Yes.

It is one of the nobler aspects of our craft.

– Gail at 12:51 pm, 03 Feb 05