Q: Why does Hugo look so sad?

A: Because he knows he’ll never… never, ever… be able to do what a normal dog does by nature… ever again. Lick his balls.

– Ray at 1:51 am, 13 Apr 05

No, but he’ll be able to lick his wattle.

– rayvel at 3:24 am, 13 Apr 05

(with apologies to the Beatles)

...”I’m not half the man I used to be,
I’ve a shadow hanging over me,
O’ yesterday came suddenly.

Why they had to go I don’t know, Dean didn’t say.

I did something wrong, now I long for yesterday ay ay ay, yesterday…”

– wizmo at 4:55 am, 13 Apr 05

There is still hope for Hugo:
http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

– Brian at 7:39 am, 13 Apr 05

No great loss, really. Testosterone is overrated.

– dr suess jr at 12:28 pm, 13 Apr 05

Hugo displays a wisdom born of suffering.

– BIlly at 12:56 pm, 13 Apr 05