i’m waiting…drop it..

– kiev at 12:30 am, 28 Jul 05

OK. Don’t bullshit me. I can smell the bacon. Not sure what else was with it but I KNOW there was bacon. And… AND you left the wrapper on the bench. YA! That’s right. Right there on the bench, behind me. What do you take me for? An amateur? I don’t think so buddy.

So cough some up or you’ll get it in the nads again.

– Ray at 2:57 am, 28 Jul 05

Put the tin foil on my head. Hurry, they are watching.

– matt at 3:54 am, 28 Jul 05

Youuu arrre gettttiiiinnng veerrry sleeepppppy. Giiivvve meee the baaccoonnnn…....

– Bearmum at 5:06 am, 28 Jul 05

Patient!

– john at 12:02 pm, 28 Jul 05

This is my flounder impression. Like it?

– Billy at 1:30 pm, 28 Jul 05

The nose… knows.

– Sarah at 2:13 pm, 28 Jul 05

“You’re going to put this on your blog aren’t you? I can’t smile. I’m a dog you idiot.”

– yebot at 3:08 pm, 28 Jul 05

Pssst! Wait. Don’t move. Hold still. There’s some bacon on your nose. Let me get it before it gets away.

– Pete at 4:13 pm, 28 Jul 05

Sit.

– andrew at 8:33 pm, 28 Jul 05

Oliver’s attempts at Bench Chameleon are futile. The eyes & nose give him away. Nice try with the folded-back ears though.

– Terry M at 11:13 pm, 28 Jul 05