I say, is that bacon I smell? Would you be a dear and bring me a few slices? Thank you, Jeeves.

– Pete at 12:11 am, 02 Aug 05

What do you mean, I’m putting on a few? This collar is too tight, that’s all. Could you let it out a notch or two for me?

– Weimlady at 12:35 am, 02 Aug 05

I am Oliver du Pays des Lavandes. And you’re not.

– watkins at 2:19 am, 02 Aug 05

How about something like ‘someone poked out my eyeball and all I have left is a black hole’?

I don’t know. Just thinkin’.

– Jenny at 3:19 am, 02 Aug 05

I fail to see the humor… woof.

– Daisy at 4:10 am, 02 Aug 05

Mon Dieu! C’est Charles DeGaulle! Absolument!

– Billy at 1:45 pm, 02 Aug 05

It’s an epic face of noble martyrdom. Probably hasn’t had a treat in oh, twenty minutes or so by my reckoning. Not every dog can pull this off. Only one of my three has such acting ability, although her style is more a Bette Davis guilt-invoking glower. No doubt about it, this boy has real talent.

– wizmo at 3:33 pm, 02 Aug 05

jolly good

– strass at 3:45 pm, 02 Aug 05

“Humans”, honestly. sniff.

– sid at 4:04 pm, 02 Aug 05

...Rosebud…Rosebud

– Greg at 6:54 pm, 02 Aug 05

I’m pretty positive that I’ve seen this statue before. Was it the Parthenon… Rome’s Coliseum? The Acropolis? I’d have to check my slides. Augustus? Nero? Poseidon? Great reproduction, in any case. Must’ve cost a bundle.

– andrew at 7:02 pm, 02 Aug 05

I refuse to cry for I have no weaknesses and father always said “Never let ‘em see you cry”.

– cory at 8:14 pm, 03 Aug 05

Haute grandeur!

(Sounded so appropriate. What a pity it’s utter nonsense.)

– Nadine at 9:27 am, 05 Aug 05