Hmm… The old “bacon in the tissue box” trick…

– watkins at 1:43 am, 14 Oct 05

First it’s chills, then I’m all hot…my nose won’t stop dripping. I should’ve gotten my flu shot.

– Marly at 1:49 am, 14 Oct 05

I just get so sentimental when watching Lassie movies…

– Martina at 2:56 am, 14 Oct 05

I am waiting for you to leave the room—and then I am all about tissue shredding.

Please leave the fan on—I can achieve an abstract feng shui look to the entire room that way.

– Dalene at 5:22 am, 14 Oct 05

gazoontite

– natasha at 11:20 am, 14 Oct 05

Look at all the veins in that ear! He must work out!

– jw at 1:52 pm, 14 Oct 05

still life with kleenex

– tracy at 2:08 pm, 14 Oct 05

Is the tissue a dog charmer?

– Susan at 5:55 pm, 14 Oct 05

In case of bird flu, pull.

– ricadus at 6:08 pm, 14 Oct 05

smokey

– shawn at 6:26 pm, 14 Oct 05

if only i hadn’t stepped into the cyanide chamber.

– jungro at 6:28 pm, 14 Oct 05

this is funny shawn, LATTE?

no, i think of someting like…goddamnit, im almost dead. just look at the droopy eyes. oh fuck me.

– hotdogkillaz at 6:33 pm, 14 Oct 05

I’m not a BIG FAN of these TISSUES.

– BooDaddy at 1:18 pm, 18 Oct 05